This is a stand-to for an incoming competition, one of our most expensive yet.
Later this week we're going to be offering the opportunity to Win £270 Rab Neutrino Pro military down jacket
Visit the thread at that link above and Watch it to be notified as soon as the competition goes live
We've got to keep ourselves amused somehow. The descriptions of the inf and AAC alternate depending on which one of us gets to the controls (not that that has anything to do with our backgrounds you understand). The last one was "If you'd have studied harder at school maybe you'd deserve flying pay..". Sorry, couldn't stomach it. Had to change it.
Cliche mode, go... Those that can, Fly(*), those that cant, walk and are deemed to be on 'the social'.
There is, after all, no selection process for the army in general (**).
Only the few manage to serve in the Corps. How many AAC do you hear of transferring into the Inf/RA/RAC/RLC/insert-any-other-ground-unit?
(*) = Generic term. Any of the chosen men who wear the blue beret, Aircrew, ground crew and even the REMES.
(**) = Just look at the RGJ, try telling me they were ever 'selected'.
AAC, one of the smallest Corps in the Army but with the largest bank balance's and biggest collection of new Mercedes. Who says capitalism doesnt work?
We may well go up diddly up, up but we are still gits.
Go on, admit it, you go all gooey when a throbmonster turns up at your locstat. Cant say the same when a Bedford/Warrior/Saxon does the same.
BFT PG? My punkawhalla does that utter bore for me. Too busy spending the folding stuff and shagging fit birds and telling them how great I am.
Blackie. I suppose I am a doris throbmonster steerer. I'd rather like to shag myself, I am only human after all.
Q. How can you tell when a Lynx pilot walks into the room?
A. He tells you. (Then you dehydrate through loss of fluids then pop a sprog on the deck 10 seconds later, your sister and mother phones you to tell you they too have just depostited a bunch of handsome newborn triplets for no apparent reason, even your dad had to crack one off! Woof. Its tough, I know. FIGJAM!!!)