Cos Myra Hindleys my mum!

#1
Anyone remember the above named song? First two lines are "Me bruvva's in borstal, me sister's a slag".

It was a an old 4RGJ ditty that used to be sung at every given pissup. If anyone could give me the rest of the words, I'd greatly appreciate it.

Ging
 
#3
me aunties a whore down at Battersea docks
and the Yorkshire Rippers me dad ......

thought the first bit was: me brothers in borstal. me sisters scuks ccoks
 
#4
Me brother's in Borstal;
Me sister's got pox;
Me mother's a whore on the Liverpool Docks;
Me Uncle's a flasher;
Me Aunty's a slag;
The Yorkshire Ripper's me Dad!
Na na na.....na na na na na, na na na na na;
Na na na na na na, na na na na na (add lib to fade!)

your brother's in borstal
your sister's got pox
your mother's a 'hore in the liverpool docks
your uncle's a pervert
your auntie's gone mad
and jack the ripper's your dad
 
#5
I can't rememebr most of the first verse but it ends with:



.........
Were not averse to one up the bum.
Myra Hindley’s my mum

Me brother's in Borstal;
Me sister's sucks cosks;
Me Aunty's a whore down the old Surrey Docks;
Me Uncle's a pervert;
Me counsin’s a slag;
The Yorkshire Ripper's my Dad!

Child molesting,
Some say it’s a sin;
But not in the manor,
I was brought up in;
Here’s a fiver for a bit of the other
Lenny Faircloughs my brother.
 
#7
gingwarr

First verse is as follows,

We come from London dragged up in the slums,
we like given you one up the bum,
when we give bl*w jobs we swallow the c*m,
Myra hindley's my mum,
la la la etc

the other two verses as per sack em all.
 
#8
Here's an Updated Version



We were dragged up in England and are known as white trash
Some Call us Chavs when we mug them for cash
We have sixteen kids and are expecting another
Oh fuc**ng Hell Rose West is me mother

Me brother's in Borstal
Me sister's sucks cocks
Me Aunty's a whore down the old Surrey Docks
Me Uncle's a pervert
Me counsin’s a slag
Oh fuc**ing hell the Yorkshire Ripper's me Dad!

Child molesting
Some say it’s a sin
But not in the manor
I was brought up in
Here’s a fiver for a bit of the other
Oh Fuc**ng Hell Michael Jacksons me brother

We keep Social Services in a job
For a fiver me sister will suck on your knob
You see us in hoodies and burberry caps
But the jewellery we wear is all fuc**ng crap
But please don't judge us to harshly or call us scum
Cos oh fuc**ng hell Myra Hindleys me mum
 
#9
Sung to the tune of "Make em laugh" I seem to recall.

Last time I heard that was in Otterburn in the 1980's. Anyone remember the "nail your mate to the dartboard game" played with the yanks and taffs?
 
#11
msr said:
Me brother's in Borstal;
Me sister's got pox;
Me mother's a whore on the Liverpool Docks;
Me Uncle's a flasher;
Me Aunty's a slag;
The Yorkshire Ripper's me Dad!
Na na na.....na na na na na, na na na na na;
Na na na na na na, na na na na na (add lib to fade!)

your brother's in borstal
your sister's got pox
your mother's a 'hore in the liverpool docks
your uncle's a pervert
your auntie's gone mad
and jack the ripper's your dad
Yet another version was as above, except wth "Me Uncle's a psycho" and "Cos Jack the Ripper's me dad". Also, if we are being picky, the commas are placed differently between the na nas, and they should be spelt with a double "a".

Can anyone remember all the words to that other classic, drinking anthem based on the Julie Andrews song "These are a few of my favourite things"?
It was taught to my basic training squad in 1985 by a character called "Dr Spank". The bits I remember go something like this:

Girls in black leather, and latex and rubber,
Shagging my sister and wanking my brother,
Half naked schoolgirls all tied up with string,
These are a few of my favourite things.

When the whip bites, on transvestites, and when I'm feeling looooooowwwww.....
I sit on the toilet and play with my dick, and think of my favourite things, like

Oral with grandma, and french-kissing grandpa
Screwing a kitten all trussed up with barbed-wire,
half naked schoolgirls etc, etc.
 
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