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#1
I have been a Led Zep fan for many years but have only started laughing at some of their lyrics since I became a member of this forum.
Best example is " shake for me girl, I wanna be your backdoor man"... is there hope, or am i truly fucked up beyond help.
Can I sue?
 
#4
Those hippies of the late sixties/early seventies certainly knew how to express true romance in their lyrics!
Not surprisingly, Robert Plant has disowned quite a large chunk of his lyrics from those days, stating that he was young and naive and still developing as a songwriter. He also said it would make him cringe singing some of the stuff now that he is well into late middle age himself.
Still ace music though!

It also goes to show that squaddie humour is not as unique or original as some make out on this site! :)
 
#7
Eat The Rich - Motorhead:

Come on baby, eat the rich,
Bite down on the son of a bitch,
Don't mess around, don't you give me no switch…
C'mon baby and eat the rich,
C'mon baby and eat the rich…
Sittin’ here in a hired tuxedo,
You wanna see my bacon torpedo!…


Pure poetry, rhyming tuxedo and torpedo like that :D
 
#8
Eat The Rich - Motorhead:

Come on baby, eat the rich,
Bite down on the son of a bitch,
Don't mess around, don't you give me no switch…
C'mon baby and eat the rich,
C'mon baby and eat the rich…
Sittin’ here in a hired tuxedo,
You wanna see my bacon torpedo!…


Pure poetry, rhyming tuxedo and torpedo like that :D
And all sung in a sweet, choir boy style that would melt the heart!
 
#9
Some lyrics from Love Resurrection by Alison Moyet.The saucy minx.

Show me one direction
I will not question again
For a warm injection
Is all I need to calm the pain

What seed must I sow
To replenish this barren land
Teach me to harvest,
I want you to grow in my hand

Let's be optimistic,
Let's say that we won't toil in vain
If we pull together
We'll never fall apart again
 
#11
Some lyrics from Love Resurrection by Alison Moyet.The saucy minx.

Show me one direction
I will not question again
For a warm injection
Is all I need to calm the pain

What seed must I sow
To replenish this barren land
Teach me to harvest,
I want you to grow in my hand

Let's be optimistic,
Let's say that we won't toil in vain
If we pull together
We'll never fall apart again
I thought Alf was/is a rug muncher?
 
#12
Steel Panther - If You Really, Really Love Me

If you really really really really love me then you really really really
Gotta show me don't whine when I put it in your booty or if I'm up all
Night playin call of duty never hassle me because I'm unemployed if I sleep
All day don't get annoyed then I'll know that you really really really
Really really really love me.

If you really really want to make me feel nice don't ever make me have ask
Twice let me have the keys to your mercedes don't complain when I bring
Home some ladies if I get fat and look like an egg lie to me tell me I'm in
Great shape then I'll know that you really really really really really
Really love me.

When you wonder what I did with the rent just consider it money well spent
Bought trunks and a new surfboard just go tell you dumb landlord that you
Love me you really love me

If I have sex with your friend Melanie don't act like it's some kind of
Felony it's not uncommon for this kind of infidelity it happens to a lot of
Guys like tiger woods and me just be happy that I'm hung like a horse and
You to ride the pony of course then you'll know that I'm really really
Really really really fond of you too

When you think it's really suckie girl all your friends say your lucky girl
Got a man who's hot they say all the girls wanna be with me cause they love
Me they really love me yes they do

If you really really really really really love me you make me hang out with
Your family your mom sucks and your dad really hates me when I try to
Borrow money he berates me they think I'm too old for you cause your 19 and
I'm 52 can't they see that you really really really really really really
Love me. If you really love me.

Steel Panther - If You Really Really Love Me - YouTube

It's only rock n roll

:)

Rodney2q

Edited to add - look for the video for their song Fat Girls
 
#13
Ive long been a fan of Zodiac Mindwarp & the Love Reaction and some of his lyrics have often left me sniggering

Backseat Education by Zodiac Mindwarp

"Oh Baby It Ain't Solitaire
Horizontal Hold Get Your Legs In The Air"

or this one, from "Tattooed Beat Messiah"

"I Got A Six Shooting Schizo Psycho Rod
Kiss The Barrel Baby Meet Your God"

wonder what he meant by that? or this snippet, taken from his ditty "Bad Girl City"

"Oh Baby It Ain't No Sin
Say Your Prayers Baby
Let Daddy Stick It In"

Mind you, the bloke did once claim to be a Sex Fuhrer, whatever that might look like
 
#14
AC/DC - well loads of their songs are blatantly rude

big balls

I'm ever upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
I always fill my ballroom
The event is never small
The social pages say I've got
The biggest balls of all

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list
No one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got
Great balls of fire

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls
Should be held every night

CHORUS:
I've got big balls
I've got big balls
And they're such big balls
Dirty big balls
And he's got big balls
And she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish...

Ball sucker



let me put my love into you

Flying on a free flight
Driving all night
With my machinery
'Cause I, I got the power
Any hour
To show the man in me
I got reputations
Blown to pieces
With my artillery
Whoa ho
I'll be guided in
We'll be ridin'
given what you got to me

Don't you struggle
Don't you fight
Don't you worry
'Cause it's your turn tonight

CHORUS:
Let me put my love into you, babe
Let me put my love on the line
Let me put my love into you, babe
Let me cut your cake with my knife

also Sink the pink, Big gun, She's got the jack, You shooke me all night long, can I sit next to you girl, deep in the hole, Givin' the dog a bone, Little Lover, Squealer,
 
#19
"Well her tits had dropped, her arse was getting spread
she lost some teeth, she nearly lost the thread
'till she did some smack with a Chineese chap oh, oh
and affair began with Charley Chan oh, oh!" Ian Dury.

I've been searching for the meaning for a few years now!
 
#20
I have been a Led Zep fan for many years but have only started laughing at some of their lyrics since I became a member of this forum.
Best example is " shake for me girl, I wanna be your backdoor man"... is there hope, or am i truly fucked up beyond help.
Can I sue?
No you can't sue, you should be grateful that you have been educated
 

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