I have posed this one to my catalan, and totally civvy mates and they have absolutely no concept of what it is all about. Shocked looks and shaken heads are all I get. So knowing the perverts and sickoes that haunt this forum I just know that someone will have an answer for me. The other day I came out of the gym and walked past the female aerobics class. Somebody had left the door open and the entire class of fit, lycra bound young ladies were bending over presenting me with a full view of fadge and starfish, wiggling them in my face. So to the question, what is the absolute correct etiquette for the situation? Does one dive into the class wanging the todger about and hoping to have it grabbed then or later on, hide behind the door with head poking out and whacking the dick under cover, or race downstairs to the bog and thrap oneself to death? Or what options have I missed?