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  1. A game warden came upon Corporal, who had bagged 3 ducks and decided to 'enforce the laws pending.' He stopped Corporal, flashed his badge and said, 'Looks like you've had a pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?'

    Corporal shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the duck's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, 'This here's a Washington state duck. Do you have a Washington state hunting license?'

    Corporal pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the warden a Washington state hunting license. The warden took a second duck, inserted his finger in the bird's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, 'This here's an Idaho duck. Do you have an Idaho state hunting license?'

    Corporal, a bit put out, produced an Idaho state hunting license. The warden took a third duck, conducted the same finger test, and said, 'This here's an Oregon state duck. Do you have an Oregon state hunting license?'

    Once again, only this time more aggravated, Corporal produced the appropriate license. The warden, a little miffed at having struck out, handed the ducks back to Corporal and said, 'You've got all of these licenses, just where the hell are you from?'

    Corporal dropped his pants, bent over, and said 'You're so friggin smart, YOU tell ME!'
     
  2. And he got that right too!