Coronavirus (COVID-19) alerts.. Including any Paranoia

Chinese have some drills for it:

Not sure what that Soviet hammer and sickle sign is though!

You could never see that happening over here, could you, it would be,...."Excuse me sir, would you mind awfully getting out for a few minutes, sorry for the inconvenience, but we think you might have Chinese flu, this nice policewoman will escort you to our climate controlled cabin, give you a brew, plain or chocolate biscuits?....Etc Etc
 
You could never see that happening over here, could you, it would be,...."Excuse me sir, would you mind awfully getting out for a few minutes, sorry for the inconvenience, but we think you might have Chinese flu, this nice policewoman will escort you to our climate controlled cabin, give you a brew, plain or chocolate biscuits?....Etc Etc
as if stagging on at a checkpoint isn't bad enough - having to do it in a mask 'an all...
 
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The project I work on has a lot of guys coming over from Italy for a couple of weeks at a time. Our HSE manager is a fucking nutcase and appears to have self quarantined herself for four weeks and is working from home (when his first kicked off a couple of weeks ago she was running around everywhere trying to buy us all facemasks....)

junior HSE girls sends her a newspaper article about the quarantines going in in Italy out of pure mischief with a note something along the lines of “SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!!!!!“. Now the project director is going apeshit because she’s banished the three Italians back to their hotels where they are to remain until their return flights in two weeks. None of them came from the quarantined regions or have visited there within the last few months.
The mad cow.
 
The project I work on has a lot of guys coming over from Italy for a couple of weeks at a time. Our HSE manager is a ******* nutcase and appears to have self quarantined herself for four weeks and is working from home (when his first kicked off a couple of weeks ago she was running around everywhere trying to buy us all facemasks....)

junior HSE girls sends her a newspaper article about the quarantines going in in Italy out of pure mischief with a note something along the lines of “SOMETHING MUST BE DONE!!!!!“. Now the project director is going apeshit because she’s banished the three Italians back to their hotels where they are to remain until their return flights in two weeks. None of them came from the quarantined regions or have visited there within the last few months.
The mad cow.
I wish it could be laughed off that way.
 
I have never entered a farm for the express purpose of interfering with sheep, nor have I endorsed such actions.
but have you ever entered a sheep for the express purpose of interfering with a farm?
 
I won't. Before the Tribulation and appearance of the Anti-Christ, I'll be taken and raped extensively by some South American bloke called Jesus.
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