Coronation Street's Kevin Webster Charged with Kiddie Fiddling!

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Infiltrator, Feb 15, 2013.

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  1. Poor Rosie.
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  2. FrosteeMARIA

    FrosteeMARIA LE Gallery Guru

    Hung his missus as well
  3. Ken Barlow hopefully for multiple offences of acting whilst dead.
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  4. I'm not surprised as last time i watched corrie i saw him underneath a 13 yr old escort.
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  5. So, will it now be called Corononcing Street?
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  6. Meh, nothing new for Corrie, he can claim to be doing a Len Fairclough!
  7. Beat me to it.
  8. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    hahahahahhahaha...couldnt happen to a nicer bloke... (as anyone who's had the misfortune to have to deal with the miserable little non-tipping 'do you know who I am? how DARE you try to make me pay for these drinks' c**t will attest...)
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  9. Come on FFS, everyones gone to bed, and its quiet in here, so tell us more gossip about him.
  10. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    just that, pretty much. used to work in a posh hotel in manchester that was always full of the granada lot. some - by no means all, but a fair few - were complete c**ts. he was one of the c**ts.
    he came in for a bash one night being held for a local celeb, and it was a cash bar, no tab...on ordering a £50-odd round of drinks, he's asked for the money. 'Dont you know who I am?' comes the reply. 'yes...and thats still £50.' is mine.
    upon which, he throws the money (quite literally) onto the bar and huffs off.
    bad tempered tosspot. ah well...hope he enjoys having his cylinder rebored in Strangeways.
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  11. Ohhhhhohhhhhhohhhh Kevin!
  12. Maybe he will learn some acting skills in prison

    Acting like someones bitch maybe
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  13. So Maguire, you're either a taxi driver or a barman, then?