Coronation street

#1
Mariah passed a Mancunian slug of flesh....... then at the end during the music and names etc a womans voice said 'If you are affected by tonights story line contact this number'

I called and said I thought it was silly that Street Cars use KIA as preferred vehicles but had more than made up for it by having a dead baby story line.
 
#4
Mr_C_Hinecap said:
I wish I had your lifestyles.
Well thats unlikely, you are poor and a crab therefore you won't be surrounded by pretty girls in Speedo swimsuits and heels
 
#6
Only because you have the catalogue cut out and have stuck pics of heels on them.

Or are you sat in a slum brothel full of immigrant hookers with Corrie on in the corner?
 
#7
Mr_C_Hinecap said:
Or are you sat in a slum brothel full of immigrant hookers with Corrie on in the corner?
Yes?

You are green with envy aren't you
 
#8
You could be putting your time to better use rehearsing actions on hand-shandy. Corrie? Jeezus wept...
 
#9
Have you seen the crumpet that dwells in Coronation Strasse?
 
#11
Says the bloke who thraps into egg cups and necks them.

Sorry was that a secret? :D
 
#13
The-Lord-Flasheart said:
I'm about to put the latest vid on youtube. ;)
I sincerely hope you won't be putting any videos on Youtube........ mate, mucker.....pal

Cnut :D
 
#15
Could we have a future story line where David Platt converts to muslimness in jail and when he emerges, blows himself up in the rovers return
 
#16
I want to see Betty getting spit roasted by Norris and Jack.

Failing that, Carla getting her norks out would suffice.
 
#17
I'd like to see the storyline where the bloke out of Red Dwarf gets caught sniffing coke off a whores tits, then goes on a raping spree.
 
#19
How about Gail getting THWANGED in the face by a GS spade.



F@ck 20 years too late
 
#20
How about Roy Cropper joins the Paras and has a complete sex change, so he and Hayley become transexual lesbian lovers.
 

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