Cornish-style Dolphin steaks

Discussion in 'Cookery' started by The-Lord-Flasheart, Jun 10, 2008.

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  1. Preparation time : 5 minutes or a couple of hours if you decide to 'do it yourself'


    Cooking time : 8 minutes, plus 15-20 minutes marinating
    Total time : 28 minutes to 33 minutes

    Serves: 8

    8 Dolphin steaks, about 1.5cm-2cm thick (plentiful supply but be quick)
    2 x 20g packs fresh coriander
    2 large red chillies, deseeded and finely sliced
    4 shallots, finely sliced
    Grated zest and juice of 3 limes
    4 cloves garlic, crushed
    6 tsp Bart Lemon Grass in Sunflower Oil
    4 tbsp Conimex Ketjap Manis (Indonesian Style Sweet Soy Sauce)
    2 tbsp olive oil

    1. Reserve a small handful of coriander for the garnish and roughly chop the rest. In a small bowl, mix the chopped coriander with the remaining marinade ingredients. Season with freshly ground black pepper.

    2. Using your fingers, rub this mixture over the Dolphin steaks. Place in a non-metallic shallow dish and leave to marinate for 15-20 minutes.

    3. Preheat the barbecue or an oiled griddle to medium-high. Cook the Dolphin steaks for 3-4 minutes on each side. Garnish with coriander leaves and serve with lime wedges.


    Mmmmm. Mammal-tasty.

    Next week; Seal cub kebabs.
  2. spike7451

    spike7451 RIP

    Careful Flashy,
    You'll pish off the veggie brigade!

    (Ahh F*ck it,Fire at will!)
  3. You SIr, are an absolute bounder.....................................................

    You deseeded the Chillies FFS. What are you man or mouse?
  4. Ive been having a think/drink about this too,and I reckon pretty much any tuna/marlin/swordfish recipe would be pretty good with dolphin too
    But the obvious way would be to go Japanese-dolphin sashimi anyone?

    And surely mammalicious trips of the tongue more fluidly Flash?
  5. Gremlin

    Gremlin LE Good Egg (charities)

    I would rather have mine Sushi stylee if you don't mind.

    Eaten freshly on the beach of course!

    ....wanders off practising distressed dolphin whistles.......
  6. Mammalicious. Yes. I like that.

    Oh dear what a shame....... :roll: