"At one stage he even got a call on his radio but told fellow cops: âIâm busy at the moment â Iâll get back to you in 20 minutes.â
What's wrong with the two stock answers:
Sorry, tied up ~ or ~ Area searched, No Trace
"Tom said he had heard that doggers â people who enjoy outdoor sex with strangers â flash their headlights as a signal.
25yo, a Soldier who's out with a lady who's a mother of five - and he's heard that doggers flash their headlights as a signal
"Tom said he flashed his own lights as a joke. Lumber then approached them and asked the woman to get out â telling her that he was aroused."
Some joke I'd bet Tom didn't laugh too much with Smeggit Body Armour scraping his crotch.
I'll bet the two were well worried after they realised the bloke was a real plod
...and it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something you may later wish to lie about in Court!
Best one I've read for a long time - even beats my knocking on a door doing a PAATCO for a bail enq and then walking round the back to find my colleague p!ss!ng in the blokes dustbin. Was a cold night though.........
He aint the first 'strange' copper to get caught. We had one in our force who would go out catch the cows (prostitutes) and then say to them 'blow job or locked up'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Only got caught when about 10 of the lovely ladies got together and made a complaint... personally I was amazed he could let any of the drug riddled beasts any where near his 'john thomas', takes all sorts I suppose. And what is going on with that Bootys beret????
Not bad? She's carrying his baby and because he's 'gagging for it' this is an acceptable outlet? She's standing by him because she's probably feeling insecure and unsexy, poor woman. And no, I don't wish my sex life was like this....
Christ!! I'll say, I couldn't agree with doomandgloom more. biffing some old tart in the back of a sierra down some dodgy lane with old fridges and builders rubble all around you, not my cup of tea.
still funny though!