As Arrse is a little obsessed with the Old Bill at present I thought I would start a thread on the subject. Ever been fitted up by the filth? Ladies ever been offered the "easy" way out of being charged? Lets hear all your bent/thick copper stories. Being a well behaved chap I've not had many run ins with the peelers the most noteworthy being arrested for suspected assault. On being lifted from the street outside a large barracks in the wee small hours I asked why I was being arrested and got the reply "you fit the description" when I asked what said description was they refused to tell me. When I asked if perhaps it was average height, average build and short hair they showed me the back of the van. After a long night of whistling the Great escape theme tune I was finally interviewed. During the interview I not only found out that the suspect was a completely different height and build, had different colour hair and was wearing completely different clothes to me. Then released without charge after 15 hrs in custody without so much as a sniff of an apology or a lift back to where they arrested me (10 miles away). They did find time to ring the RMP and incorrectly inform them that I had been charged with an offence, who then contacted my unit. When my Orderly Officer rang the nick they then told him they had released me hours earlier. What a bunch of shit cunts! Ladies and gentlemen over to you, your tales please. P.s Any coppers wanted to gob off at me feel free although I shan't be reading your posts.