Copper gets a bit excited at somebody speeding...

#1
#2
Could be a nice little earner for the little big man.

How much compo will he get for being hounded out of his next job for getting compo because he was picked on.
 
#4
Result: Copper who rather unecessarily smashes pensioner's Range Rover gets compy, owner of said Rangy (who failed to stop) gets compy. Everyone's a (completely undeserved) winner.
I'm just glad it's not my money being doled out willy nilly to this complete set of gristly spheroids.
 
#5
Mind you that was an awe inspiring pursuit. There was at least one point where after driving at a reckless 36 (in a 60) the speeds exceeded 40mph on those quiet country lanes. No wonder PC needle dick was a bit excited when he got out, he clearly couldn't see for the red mist everywhere.
 
#8
Illegitimate son of a spunk-blown whore, deserves to have his testicles remove via his starfish using a white hot teaspoon.........
 
#9
I've just watched that video and, as an ex police officer, would like to say I'm disgusted at the behaviour of the police officer featured. Having smashed the driver's door window using his ASP he should, at the very least, have sprayed the fat old git if not actually tazered him. Being a Pensioner, the driver might have been armed with an inhaler, just imagine the consequences then! And, being an old crusty, I bet when the vehicle was searched they found he was armed with a walking stick, if that was the case, or he looked remotely Brazilian, an ARV should have been summonsed!

Coppers nowadays, ....utter cra......
 

TheIronDuke

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#10
Hands up everybody who gives a **** what happens in Wales?
 
#11
Thought smashing the windows in while screaming like an Apache about to scalp some **** was standard procedure when they've refused to stop and after a chase. To prevent them driving off again, seems like they are smashing windows all the time on trafficinceptorcarsmashwars shows.
 
#12
I've just watched that video and, as an ex police officer, would like to say I'm disgusted at the behaviour of the police officer featured. Having smashed the driver's door window using his ASP he should, at the very least, have sprayed the fat old git if not actually tazered him. Being a Pensioner, the driver might have been armed with an inhaler, just imagine the consequences then! And, being an old crusty, I bet when the vehicle was searched they found he was armed with a walking stick, if that was the case, or he looked remotely Brazilian, an ARV should have been summonsed!

Coppers nowadays, ....utter cra......
I think you're right, if he'd have put the window in at the first attempt, dragged the bloke out and kicked him in the plums in quick time, that would be ok in my book- there was a potential threat swiftly neutralised. The Range Rover driver might have been a pensioner but he doesn't look like a frail, doddery old chap and he'd failed to stop.

However, the longer the copper stood there making feeble attempts to smash the side window, the longer he had for it to dawn on him that the bloke wasn't a threat.

Why don't traffic police carry a more effective window breaker, those telescopic things are gash.
 

TheIronDuke

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#13
Note to pensioners:

Engage Reverse. Open the door. Put your hands up. When the officer steps in to arrest you, floor the ******. Do him and his motherfucking flashing lights car. Then claim you have dementia and cannot remember a thing.
 
#14
Its the daily mail, totally a load of old shit.

The bloke got a payout primarily because of his treatment following a whistleblowing episode over how the force dealt with his being abused by colleagues.

But being the Daily Mail of course they attribute it solely to the 'jibes' etc.

Combined with a smug picture of the 'disabled pensioner' and the twisting of the story is complete.
 
#16
Never mind the copper, how do replacement door window, windscreen and presumably bonnet add up to a £20750 repair bill?
 
#17
The Dibble's a ****. Clearly his colleagues thought so too. Never mind the "jibes", the dashcam footage made it to YouTube so clearly someone thought a lot of him.

When did they start letting dwarfs join plod anyway?
 
#20
When did they start letting dwarfs join plod anyway?

Up for a history lesson?

When I joined the physical was the equal of the Army. Same run times. When I joined you had to exhibit what is known in the trade as a 'Physical Presence'. That doesn't mean you had to be a Man Mountain or a Ninja Death Star acrobat but, that by you rolling up, the bad guy knew he was going to get, at the very least, his hair mussed. As such, you were issued your 'appointments' a piece of wood called a truncheon, a set of cuffs and a Warrant Card. The Ace up your Sleeve was that you had the back up of some of the Hardest, meanest, most experienced Bastards in town. And they wore the same uniform you did.

Then, St Tony of Blair decided that that wasn't in accordance with 'Equality and Diversity'. Why should someone be unable to join the police simply because thay are unfit, what does it matter if they are obese, feckin dwarves, who can't run the length of themselves, or still, as adults give the local teenage tossers money to buy Aldi's Cider rather than get beaten up?

The Era of 'Prizes for All' began.

The reason the police have PAVA spray, handcuffs that can break your wrists, ASPs and Tazers??? To make up for the physical shortcomings of the all, new, inclusive, Common Purpose, trendy, absolutely feckin useless Police Force.

And you may mock!!! But, coming to a Barracks near you........
 

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