Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by scrofula, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. True story this.

    Was sitting in the pub one day when a Scottish mate came over.
    "Eh, ye can speak a few languages, Dae ye ken any German?"
    "Yeah, a bit, why?"
    "Ah've got these 2 German boys, students like, stayin at mah place an they willnae get up in the mornin. Whit can ah say tae them?"
    " You could try ' Raus, fruhstuck!"
    " Aye, right, whit does that mean, like?"
    "Sort of Get up! It's breakfast time!"
    "Aye great" Repeats it a few times to get it right, and then I say:
    " Oh, and by the way Jamie, another good one is " Ich bin schvool"
    "Oh good! What does that one mean then?"
    " I'm very angry or pssed off"
    " That'll come in handy, ta"
    A couple of days later and Jamie comes up to me again and asks
    " Er, whit does that 'Ich bin schvool" mean, again?"
    " Why do you ask that/" I say, fluttering eyelids.
    "Cause ah said it tae they boys an they've been like really strange wi me ever since."
    " Well actually Jamie, it's Kraut slang for I'm gay"
    Oh, did I enjoy that!!!