True story this. Was sitting in the pub one day when a Scottish mate came over. "Eh, ye can speak a few languages, Dae ye ken any German?" "Yeah, a bit, why?" "Ah've got these 2 German boys, students like, stayin at mah place an they willnae get up in the mornin. Whit can ah say tae them?" " You could try ' Raus, fruhstuck!" " Aye, right, whit does that mean, like?" "Sort of Get up! It's breakfast time!" "Aye great" Repeats it a few times to get it right, and then I say: " Oh, and by the way Jamie, another good one is " Ich bin schvool" "Oh good! What does that one mean then?" " I'm very angry or pssed off" " That'll come in handy, ta" A couple of days later and Jamie comes up to me again and asks " Er, whit does that 'Ich bin schvool" mean, again?" " Why do you ask that/" I say, fluttering eyelids. "Cause ah said it tae they boys an they've been like really strange wi me ever since." " Well actually Jamie, it's Kraut slang for I'm gay" Oh, did I enjoy that!!!