Control Risks to find Maddie

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by TheIronDuke, Sep 25, 2007.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Private Detective Firm eh? Riiight. Its the Thompson Twins as ever was. Lets hope she's not in Sierra Leone or Equatorial Guinea. Could lead to misunderstanding.

    Since "The firm are specialists on kidnapping" do you suppose they could have a pop at my Mother in Law if I do the legwork.
  2. Ah - so THAT'S where they spent Sir Richard of Branson's wedge?!
  3. Given the number of ARRSErs with MIL problems, I reckon an easier and much much cheaper option is to set up a hidden forum to organise a multiple "Strangers On A Train" arrangement... :muhaha:
  4. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Nah, they'll be cheap as chips. A half bottle of Bourbon, a walk-up office above a dry cleaners, a gorgeous, pouting secretary, a snub nose... and you're in business.

  5. No! Surely not?!! These are the best and most highliest trained men that ever graced the hallowed pages of SoF!!
  6. Control Risks are up there at the top end of the market, with people like Kroll.

    They aren't your divorce specialists or proving a member of your small business is fiddling your sick system.

    Said to packed full of ex-sf and sis and the likes
  7. Since when do you need the A-team to find maddie?Surely all that is required is a sniffer dog and a spade.
  8. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Current sightings in Morocco, so the chaps permatan will get topped up.

    Bit of a hammer to crack a walnut however?

    The CR website always makes me chuckle. CorpSpeak at its best...

    Pity they werent on board from the off...

    "In order to manage strategic and operational risks, dont leave your watch in an unlocked room in Portugal, much less..."
  9. The use of Private Detectives in Portugal is apparantly illegal under portugese law, according to Radio 5 this morning
  10. Private Dicky. Try;

    The Freezer.
    The basement.
    The Reeperbahn.
  11. About time... 8)
  12. From what I've seen and read, the use of ANY kind of Detectives seems to be illegal in Portugal.

    Certainly, the Portugese police don't seem to employ any... :roll:

    An easy law to get around; just wait until the entire Portugese law enforcement system takes it's four hour siesta, and do any investigation then. Alternatively, wait until it's raining and all the coppers are hiding in their vans...
  13. I'd get Blackwater to do it. It will cost loads and they ight not find her but there will be a lot less Morocans left when they are done.
  14. Who will ever know that "anyone" has been there 8)
  15. Does anyone think that the next sighting of her may be on the Ski Slopes in the Alps, then a sighting on the French Riviera, and then afterwards a "concrete lead" in Florida?

    Strange how none of these sightings are in shite places, this is just their way of squaring away a round the world trip.