Contestant Pisses Bed on Celeb Big Brother

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  1. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Yes folks - live on TV: contestant wakes up and announces she's pissed the bed.

    Celebrity Big Brother 2013: Charlotte Crosby wets the bed after a night of drinking with her housemates | Mail Online

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    That's what I like about TV this days - it's really classy....

    Wordsmith
     
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  2. Fat, slag chav wets the bed after a night on the booze. Now that's news indeed.
     
  3. Oh..

    ...Anyway
     
  4. Good lass! She can come over and piss in my bed anytime she wants.
     
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  5. As some radio bloke or other says " Not news"
     
  6. She has being known to follow through too so pretty lightweight by her standards.
     
  7. Was this worth the five minutes of your life that it took to post a fucking thread about it? Was it really?
     
  8. Who the fcuk is she?
     
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  10. Why the fuck are you watching/interested in a pile of shite like reality TV?
    For fucks sake man GET A FUCKING LIFE!
    If I want to know about that kind of bollocks I'll read a girlie mag or the Sun or visit M**sN*T!
     
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  11. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    I don't watch it - I read about it in the Wail.

    I was just amazed how low TV - even reality TV - had fallen. There was a time when the birds on reality TV used to be easy on the eye. Now they seem hand-picked to be as gross or controversial as possible.

    Wordsmith
     
  12. My bold - You actually wasted your time reading about shite TV!
    Suicide would be a better option and a much more productive use of your time.
     
  13. Wordsmith

    Wordsmith LE Book Reviewer

    Your wish is my command - could you post the address and contact details for Dignitas?

    (I'll make it a job lot and take BounceBanana along with me...)

    wordsmith
     
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