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Contagious

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A teacher asks her class to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence.
Roland, the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the Flu my Mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland" says the teacher." Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says," My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
Well done, Katie" says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Shaun jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious.
 

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