Chaps, allow me to offer some free advice, advice that may save you from levels of embarrasment that I've just endured. Being bored, I was sat texting a mate. we were trying to outgay each other, seeing who would buckle first. Texts along the lines of 'I'm going to tie you to a chair and eat lard from your p1ss slit before force feeding you lucosade and sugar puffs and fingering your apple until you spray me with your natural champagne.... That sort of stuff. I'm not as good as he is at it, and puts enough in a text to make me think 'Hold on, he might really want to 'Cuddle up to me and spoon me so I can feel his growing bulb spread my buttpetal' This has been going on for a couple of days, then today I found myself with a surprise erection, not at the thought of man on man, but something entirely different....... I did the sensible thing, took a picture of it with my phone and sent it........... Only I sent it to a totally different contact with the same first name in my address book. Bad enough that I'd sent that, the accompanying text read ' I want you to bite into this then lets masterbate each other until we climax over each others balls' I've not had a text back from David, I suspect I won't David is a proper grown up, hence David & not Dave and dread to imagine what he now thinks of the chap he has had a relatively sensible and fruitful business relationship with for three years. Sort your contacts out, possibly place 'don't send c0ck pics' next to each name that its inappropriate to do so. I've done it before, but got away with it, but that was to a scutter. This time its different and cringe at the repercussions.