constipation

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by phil245, Nov 20, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    I told my girlfriend that the best cure for constipation was anal sex.

    She didn't believe me but after some persuasion, I talked her into it and I stick my big fat cock into her
    tiny little arsehole. I shagged her up the bum really hard then after a while, shot my muck, deep into her
    bowels.

    I've just rung her this morning asking if we can try it again as I'm still constipated.
     
  2. Phil, give it a rest until you discover something funny you're getting worse by the day.

    There is a seperate thread somewhere for worst ever "jokes"
     
  3. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    If Carlsburg did jokes.........It wouldn't be this one!
     
  4. If anyone did jokes, it wouldn't be this one.
     
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  5. Timing is everything in humour and there has to be a time and a place for it, the correct time and place for this joke would be hiding under a sack in the cellar of the Magdeburg Ratshaus on the 20th of May 1631.

    That said.....you did set out to tell a shit joke!