constipation

phil245

LE
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#1
I told my girlfriend that the best cure for constipation was anal sex.

She didn't believe me but after some persuasion, I talked her into it and I stick my big fat cock into her
tiny little arsehole. I shagged her up the bum really hard then after a while, shot my muck, deep into her
bowels.

I've just rung her this morning asking if we can try it again as I'm still constipated.
 
#2
Phil, give it a rest until you discover something funny you're getting worse by the day.

There is a seperate thread somewhere for worst ever "jokes"
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#3
I told my girlfriend that the best cure for constipation was anal sex.

She didn't believe me but after some persuasion, I talked her into it and I stick my big fat cock into her
tiny little arsehole. I shagged her up the bum really hard then after a while, shot my muck, deep into her
bowels.

I've just rung her this morning asking if we can try it again as I'm still constipated.
If Carlsburg did jokes.........It wouldn't be this one!
 
#5
Timing is everything in humour and there has to be a time and a place for it, the correct time and place for this joke would be hiding under a sack in the cellar of the Magdeburg Ratshaus on the 20th of May 1631.

That said.....you did set out to tell a shit joke!
 
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