Who is actually going to benefit from the latest round of cuts or 'reorganisation' or whatever the weasel phrase is this time. I'll tell you: military tailors, badgemakers and so on. A big chunk of the infantry look like they're going to have to lash out on new caps, berets, badges and all the rest of the crap. I think we need an investigation into links between Hoon, Bliar, Brown and Saville Row; can it be true that Gieves and Hawkes are driving UK defence policy? I think we should be told! More conspiracy theories please.