Conspiracy theories. Get your tinfoil here!

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Momentum, through Labour, were going to give everyone free broadband. This would enable them to monitor everyone's e-mails and social media accounts. Combined with nationalising the utilities they would be able to cut off malefactors electricity, water and gas at the touch of a button. (Why do you think smart meters are such a priority?).

It was only because the Illuminati got Russia to get Boris into Number Ten that they were thwarted.

Consider the facts: Boris and Putin are politicians, they both know Trump and Boris and Trump were born in the US and have similar hair styles ergo have shared interests.

Coincidence? You be the judge.

I'm taking a risk posting this but you need to know the truth.
 

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I’ll bite :)

The free broadband idea was excellent, and was used as a method to check the gullibility of potential voters. The basic idea was sound, and did provide info, but failed to address the fact that even gullible people realised Corbyn was a complete git.

The conspiracy (I've just made up) was because offering free broadband and offering to save people paying on average £30 per month, was to see if people just thought everything would be free, or whether they would figure out that landline and cable TV prices would ruse to make up any shortfall.
 
Momentum, through Labour, were going to give everyone free broadband. This would enable them to monitor everyone's e-mails and social media accounts. Combined with nationalising the utilities they would be able to cut off malefactors electricity, water and gas at the touch of a button. (Why do you think smart meters are such a priority?).

It was only because the Illuminati got Russia to get Boris into Number Ten that they were thwarted.

Consider the facts: Boris and Putin are politicians, they both know Trump and Boris and Trump were born in the US and have similar hair styles ergo have shared interests.

Coincidence? You be the judge.

I'm taking a risk posting this but you need to know the truth.

Hmmm... It's written in green, but it's not in felt-tip. I reckon the post is a clever (but not clever ENOUGH!!!) attempt by the authorities to divert attention from the REAL PLAN!!!!!!!!
 
Written in green? OBVIOUSLY a secret way of our alien green lizard overlords to perform mind control on the sheeple from their super secret base at RAF Machrahanish, the UK's Area 51. They'd like you to think it's been closed down but that's just disinformation. Thankfully I'm immune to it all due to the tinfoil underpants I've crafted to protect myself from anal probing.

Oh and Diane Abbott is one of these:
 
Obviously DJ AND BJ are socialist puppets used to foil the obvious socialist plot to take over the world being carried out by incompetent, not very useful, socialist useful idiots who are behind in their masters' socialist agenda by at least 30 years, just to remind them they are tools and will be replaced.
 
Hmmm... It's written in green, but it's not in felt-tip. I reckon the post is a clever (but not clever ENOUGH!!!) attempt by the authorities to divert attention from the REAL PLAN!!!!!!!!
Ahh but which authorities? Eh? Eh? And who controls them?

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This one is obviously getting supplies for a hunt around the docks.
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David Bellamy rumbled the man-made global warming hoax and was de-platformed for it. He was about to come out punching again so he was silenced....
 
All the free stuff... just a cunning plan aimed squarely at the gullible to increase sales for struggling McDonnell Momentum Wheelbarrows (trading as County, Farm & Garden) Ltd.

I bought this one to get all the free stuff and free money home.

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Momentum, through Labour, were going to give everyone free broadband. This would enable them to monitor everyone's e-mails and social media accounts. Combined with nationalising the utilities they would be able to cut off malefactors electricity, water and gas at the touch of a button. (Why do you think smart meters are such a priority?).

It was only because the Illuminati got Russia to get Boris into Number Ten that they were thwarted.

Consider the facts: Boris and Putin are politicians, they both know Trump and Boris and Trump were born in the US and have similar hair styles ergo have shared interests.

Coincidence? You be the judge.

I'm taking a risk posting this but you need to know the truth.
I think that's a fair assessment of the situation, but Putin is actually part of the resistance against the Illuminati. Putin is mankind's last hope.
 
conspiracists are like paedophiles, in that no normal person can imagine why they are the way they are
 
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This is the true conspiracy....be afraid people.
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conspiracists are like paedophiles - no normal person can imagine why they are the way they are
We're nothing like paedophiles. We EXPOSE the truth, instead of hiding it.

If you're wondering where the REAL paedophiles are, look no further than The Establishment. They perform Satanic child sacrifices in order to feed The Reptillians with life energy.
There are also interdimensional paedophiles.

I'm still trying to figure out whether Hilary Clinton is one of the Reptilians or a CIA sex operative. I've thought about the latter possibility a lot.
 
I'm still trying to figure out whether Hilary Clinton is one of the Reptilians or a CIA sex operative. I've thought about the latter possibility a lot.
She would have to be the former, if she's the latter then the CIA can take a misc F/ gypsies warning.
 

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