Conspiracy exposed - Hugo Chavez tells it how it is (?)

I have a feeling Hugo Chavez has bugged my house!!! I laughingly mentioned this to the wife other day.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The walls have ears!!
All of this from a man who leads a petroleum exporting state but cannot even manage the power grid. Much of his country is going through rolling blackouts due to power shortages and equipment failures. He has all of the intelligence charm and charisma of Bobs Mugabe with all of Idi Amin's moral qualities.

Any time I see him on TV I think of the old Woody Allen movie "Bananas" where after the revolution the dictator goes mad. "Esposito: From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!" (Bananas, 1971)

Of course my post might be disinformation as I am a septic and would not want you to learn of out new tectonic weapon which.... Forget I said that.
If he believes it, he fears it. :)

Think about that that. Everytime the ground rumbles in Caracas, he'll be wetting his pants.

If he doesn't believe it, then he's spouting gibberish for a reason. Can you think what that reason is? Best put your thinking caps on just in case.

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