Consideration people!

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  1. From: Bin Laden, Osama []

    Sent: Tuesday, March 19, 2002 8:17 AM

    To: Cavemates

    Subject: The Cave

    Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours but we've really come together
    as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that
    says "There is no I in team" as well as the one that says "Hang In There, Baby."
    That cat is hilarious. However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget
    to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few concerns.

    First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we
    should be even more concerned about the scorpions in our cave. Hey, you don't
    want to be stung and neither do I, so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've
    posted a sign-up sheet near the main cave opening.

    Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to
    scare the most powerful country on earth, okay? That means that while we're
    taping, please do not ride your razor scooter in the background. Just while
    we're taping. Thanks.

    Third point, and this is a touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not
    supposed to shave our beards. But I need everyone to just think hygiene,
    especially after mealtime. We're all in this together.

    Fourth: food. I bought a box of Cheez-Its recently, clearly wrote "Osama" on
    the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, my Cheez-Its were gone.
    Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

    Finally, we've heard that there may be American soldiers in disguise trying
    to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol
    will be Omar, Muhammed, Abdul, Akbar, and Richard.

    Love you lots.

  2. He's dead now so nobody gives a shit.
  3. It's known as a joke. Lighten up.
  4. sirbhp

    sirbhp LE Book Reviewer

    A nice shiney badge is in the post ole bean .
  5. Why thank you!
  6. I'll give you a rusty sheriffs badge.
  7. I'm trying but pies taste so good...