Conservatives win Crewe and Nantwich

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#3
Hello,

here is the vote share,it is quite remarkable for a safe Labour seat.:


Edward Timpson (Con) 20,539 (49.49%, +16.93%)
Tamsin Dunwoody (Lab) 12,679 (30.55%, -18.29%)
Elizabeth Shenton (Lib Dem) 6,040 (14.55%, -4.03%)
Mike Nattrass (UKIP) 922 (2.22%)
Robert Smith (Green) 359 (0.87%)
David Roberts (Eng Dem) 275 (0.66%)
The Flying Brick (Monster Raving Loony) 236 (0.57%)
Mark Walklate (Ind) 217 (0.52%)
Paul Thorogood (Cut Tax on Diesel and Petrol) 118 (0.28%)
Gemma Garrett (Ind) 113 (0.27%)


tangosix.
 
#5
Ha! The miserable git can't even buy off the vote without buggering it up royally. Not that it, or the election result, is much of a surprise really. :)
 
#7
Oh dear, another one up the arrse for Cyclops......my heart is pumping purple p1ss for him. How tragic. :D
 
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#8
That's it for Gordon then. Any bets as to when he'll be asked to fall on his sword?

I reckon that he'll be gone by the end of the summer.
 
#9
fozzy said:
That's it for Gordon then. Any bets as to when he'll be asked to fall on his sword?

I reckon that he'll be gone by the end of the summer.

But which other goon would replace him the other clowns are no better if not worse....not that I'm sticking up for him! No I think he'll hang on as long as possible
 
#10
Just listening to Harriet Harman on Sky News.

She honestly believes that everyone still loves Labour and a 17% swing to the Tories in a by election means nothing. Quite sad really, but amusing at the same time watching her trying to make excuses.
 
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Terry_Y said:
Just listening to Harriet Harman on Sky News.

She honestly believes that everyone still loves Labour and a 17% swing to the Tories in a by election means nothing. Quite sad really, but amusing at the same time watching her trying to make excuses.
I was minded of Comical Ali some years ago...........American Tanks? No, there are no American tanks in Bagdad! Oh how we laughed.

Anyone else notice the Brown Broadcating Corporation reporting the headlines...."Tories snatch Crewe from Labour"? To me it implies a narrow success or temporary gain.


snatched, snatch·ing, snatch·es.
v.tr.

To grasp or seize hastily, eagerly, or suddenly.
Sports. To raise (a weight) in one quick, uninterrupted motion from the floor to a position over the lifter's head.
To grasp or seize illicitly.
v.intr.
To make grasping or seizing motions: snatched at the lamp cord.

n.
The act of snatching; a quick grasp or grab.
A brief period of time: “At the end we preferred to travel all night,/Sleeping in snatches” (T.S. Eliot).
A small amount; a bit or fragment: a snatch of dialogue.
Slang. A kidnapping.
Sports. A lift in weightlifting in which the weight is raised in one uninterrupted motion from the floor to a position over the lifter's head.
Vulgar Slang. The vulva.
 
#12
Whoever replaces him will be ineffective and too late to save the day - not unlike the Tories when they (eventually) get back in. If anyone thinks that CMD will be any better, then they're misguided. A sad state of affairs that it's been allowed to degenerate to this. Britain deserves better.
 
#13
Indeed Buck, all I want at the moment is this shower out on their Arrse. The Belgian's have managed for a while now without a government, I don't think a team of BELM inmates could do any worse that this lot.
Cameron's govt will likely be just as frustrating but it is a move in the right direction.

Still it was good to see Svens lot get less votes than the difference between the Liarbore and cons.
 
#14
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha. Now perhaps the Gorgon will listen and Foxtrot Oscar.
 
#15
The Labour campaign has portrayed Mr Timpson, who is a lawyer, as a "toff".

Ms Dunwoody's website says: "Do you want a Tory con man or a Dunwoody?"

She told the BBC her campaign had used "good visual imagery of the difference between my opponent and myself".

Maybe it's a little crude but it's trying to get across a legitimate political message

Stephen Ladyman
Labour MP

"I don't have a £53m pound fortune supporting me. I don't have a £1.5m mansion. I am just a single, unemployed mother of five fighting hard for a job," she said.

Thus disproving an Old Gunner’s theory “Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.” (Spike Milligan)
 
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LEFTY478 said:
The Labour campaign has portrayed Mr Timpson, who is a lawyer, as a "toff".

Ms Dunwoody's website says: "Do you want a Tory con man or a Dunwoody?"

She told the BBC her campaign had used "good visual imagery of the difference between my opponent and myself".

Maybe it's a little crude but it's trying to get across a legitimate political message

Stephen Ladyman
Labour MP

"I don't have a £53m pound fortune supporting me. I don't have a £1.5m mansion. I am just a single, unemployed mother of five fighting hard for a job," she said.

Thus disproving an Old Gunner’s theory “Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.” (Spike Milligan)
That will be that single unemployed working class mother Ms Moyra Tamsin Dunwoody-Kneafsey ?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/new...wich-by-election-Tamsin-Dunwoody-profile.html

Home: Csarre Dduon, a smallholding set in 1.5 acres in rural Haverfordwest, Wales.

Sure she is just the same as any other hard working citizen!
 
#17
Northern_Biff said:
Indeed Buck, all I want at the moment is this shower out on their Arrse. The Belgian's have managed for a while now without a government, I don't think a team of BELM inmates could do any worse that this lot.
Cameron's govt will likely be just as frustrating but it is a move in the right direction.

Still it was good to see Svens lot get less votes than the difference between the Liarbore and cons.
Quite. I'd be happier with a cabinet-full of Tescos 'logistics conveyance relocation specialists'. ANYONE but this absolute shaaar. :x
 
#18
Extraordinary result for the Tories.

The way ahead for Neu Labour is obvious.

If they want to have any chance in the next election, Cyclops has to go. Expect a blood fest by this autumn latest.
 
#19
It certainly brightened my day this morning to turn the news on and see liarbour had been give a sound thrashing.

So when does the infighting and finger pointing begin? :D
 
#20
If the election goes the way this by election goes then the Dark Princess (Smith) and the wet blanket (Kelly) will also be out of a job. You can bet that the majority of the 140,000 coppers wont be voting for this shower of 5hit, not to mention the military, prisoner officers, nurses, fire brigade..... the list goes on and on. The thing is there are two years left before we have to have an election. Not that it would happen but it would be great if Brown calls an election after being challenged.
 

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