To increase my chances of promotion it has been 'suggested' that I organise something outside of the normal military brackets for me and the other 8 members of our section. Oh, and it can't cost the attendees anything and can't involve drink (Booo, Hisss) So, after much head scratching, the only activity I can think of is a spot of voluntary conservation work with the local forestry commission. "Funky", the voices in my head said "You've hit the nail on the head!" I do all the leg work, making phone calls, making sure we can get rations, transport, media op photos and the like but I have hit a brick wall. I told the other fellas my idea and they are now threatening to pi55 in my coffee, shi'ite in my trainers, shag my sister and other 'orrible things if I go ahead with it. The work is only for 2 days making a disabled access path in a forest in civvies. Whats wrong with that? Other than breaking in to Alton Towers or ram raiding Tescos, I cant think of anything else that meets all these criteria points: a. Fun b. Free c. None green d. Wont end up with me drinking 8 brands of pi55 with my brews. Any help? Have editted the original - Its a Green Slime Section.