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ugly

LE
Moderator
#1
Says it all really, now about a discount? :wink:
That said you are flogging a 7.62 x 39mm CZ527 carbine. A nice little rifle. I have one as does Archer and believe me folks this rifle and round combo is capable for doing the business on bambi and charley. I use my mainly in woodland as I am a crap shot with permanent buck fever but if anyone needs help getting approval to use one and load data for deer legal ammo plus a source of components for handloading then PM me or Biped for help! :D
 

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LE
Book Reviewer
#2
Ooooh darling, you're far too kind! Thank you.

Yes indeedy - I DO have one of these cookies in stock - and it's rather nice too. Ugly is deffo your man for performance and reloading data - I'm a .308 luddite :twisted:

Discounts you say Ugly - of course old bean, same, same for ARRSERS!
 

ugly

LE
Moderator
#3
Lads all the time he is posting he cant watch you doing a five fingered discount in his shop, the totty might but I'll report back later!
 
#4
ugly said:
That said you are flogging a 7.62 x 39mm CZ527 carbine. A nice little rifle. I have one as does Archer and believe me folks this rifle and round combo is capable for doing the business on bambi and charley. I use my mainly in woodland as I am a crap shot with permanent buck fever but if anyone needs help getting approval to use one and load data for deer legal ammo plus a source of components for handloading then PM me or Biped for help! :D
Can't fault what he said!
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#5
Mr_Deputy said:
I'm now fully clothed in a stolen Outdoorsman camouflaged stalking suit...unfortunately I'm unable to leave the shop, am not so much stalking but hiding now. Sh1t.

Also...what's all this literature I have found round the back of the camouflage suits for a gay porn webshop called 'Backdoorsman - backdoor kit for back doors men.' ?
Erm, I was trying to distract myself from the image of the rather loverly and voluptuous females in my employ?

OI YOU - GET OUT OF THE FCUKING DECOYS!
 
#6
What Biped has taken over from Mr Spud-head :? :D :D

Don't take offence as I need to talk to you about .22 pellets. :roll:
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#8
hehe - Mr Spud head?

Indeedy do, The Outdoorsman is under new management - ME!

Yes for air rifles, garmins, night vision, rifles, shotguns, ammo, reloading, tents, waterproofs, bespoke webbing, tents, knives, cookers, jetboils, doss bags, helmet cams, torches, map cases, compasses, bergens, boots, shovels, gun bags, decoys, ghillie suits, camo clothing, surplus, targets, pyrotechnics, blank firers, scopes, mounts, binos, clays, traps, live catch animal traps, ferreting kit, purse nets, camo nets, waterproofing agents, goretex gear, knife sharpeners, clothing, gun safes, remote camera systems, alarm mines, compressed air, CO2, dive bottles, cleaning kits, oils, bluing kits and liquids, boresighters, laser rangefinders AAAAAAAAAAAND BREAAAATHE and lots of other stuff too.

Did I mention the 10% forces discount? Nope - well I just have.

The BFPO service? Nope??? Well I just have.

VAT-free to qualifying destinations - DOH, silly me - yes of course we do!

AAAND HERE'S JUST SOME OF THE ITEMS WE SELL (there's only about 5,000 at the moment, but we sell approx. 50,000 items, alot of which is ordered in specifically by request).

WWW.OUTDOORSMAN.CO.UK
 
#10
Mr_Deputy said:
I'm now fully clothed in a stolen Outdoorsman camouflaged stalking suit...unfortunately I'm unable to leave the shop, am not so much stalking but hiding now. Sh1t.

Also...what's all this literature I have found round the back of the camouflage suits for a gay porn webshop called 'Backdoorsman - backdoor kit for back doors men.' ?
If the camouflage is any good he would not even see you go past him.

Go on! Try it!
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#11
mediumwhiteamericano said:
Fk me, BIPED's a sponsor now? He'll be a MOD next!!

Good effort mate, may even pop in for a browse. You'll be doing the shows with Ugly next...
A MOD? Moi? Unlikely fellah - I'm far to ignorant, opinionated, forthright, gobby and dangerous. :twisted:

I've only seen Ugly at a couple of shows so far - however, I believe I'll be at the Kent & Sussex on or around 28th of this month Ugly if you're out and about.
 
#12
Ooh, got any straight-tube (i.e. no objective bell-ends, fnar fnar) scopes in low magnification, preferably zoom?

Is your Simmons Whitetail Classic 1.5-5x20 straight?

If so, I'll be 'avin' one off you.

Would also need some good, horizontally-split low Weaver/Picatinny rings to go with...
 

ugly

LE
Moderator
#13
Biped said:
mediumwhiteamericano said:
Fk me, BIPED's a sponsor now? He'll be a MOD next!!

Good effort mate, may even pop in for a browse. You'll be doing the shows with Ugly next...
A MOD? Moi? Unlikely fellah - I'm far to ignorant, opinionated, forthright, gobby and dangerous. :twisted:

I've only seen Ugly at a couple of shows so far - however, I believe I'll be at the Kent & Sussex on or around 28th of this month Ugly if you're out and about.
If I'm not on call would you like a hand? We arent starting until Easter at Kelmarsh in cobblers country!

Edited to add regarding moderation thats something I struggle with and isnt even in Bipeds dictionary! See the tramp gobbling posts if you dont believe me!
Oh yes I havent forgotten!
 
#14
Biped said:
Did I mention the 10% forces discount? Nope - well I just have.
Oh bollocks! I've just bought a load of gear from Outdoorsman - had no idea it was Biped, or about the forces discount!

(Not trying to get 10% off retrospectively mind. Best of luck with the business)
 
#15
Biped said:
Ooooh darling, you're far too kind! Thank you.

Yes indeedy - I DO have one of these cookies in stock - and it's rather nice too. Ugly is deffo your man for performance and reloading data - I'm a .308 luddite :twisted:

Discounts you say Ugly - of course old bean, same, same for ARRSERS!
How about 7.62mm x 51 (aka .308")
Available in the USA from you? :p
 
#16
Biped said:
hehe - Mr Spud head?

Indeedy do, The Outdoorsman is under new management - ME!

Yes for air rifles, garmins, night vision, rifles, shotguns, ammo, reloading, tents, waterproofs, bespoke webbing, tents, knives, cookers, jetboils, doss bags, helmet cams, torches, map cases, compasses, bergens, boots, shovels, gun bags, decoys, ghillie suits, camo clothing, surplus, targets, pyrotechnics, blank firers, scopes, mounts, binos, clays, traps, live catch animal traps, ferreting kit, purse nets, camo nets, waterproofing agents, goretex gear, knife sharpeners, clothing, gun safes, remote camera systems, alarm mines, compressed air, CO2, dive bottles, cleaning kits, oils, bluing kits and liquids, boresighters, laser rangefinders AAAAAAAAAAAND BREAAAATHE and lots of other stuff too.

Did I mention the 10% forces discount? Nope - well I just have.

The BFPO service? Nope??? Well I just have.

VAT-free to qualifying destinations - DOH, silly me - yes of course we do!

AAAND HERE'S JUST SOME OF THE ITEMS WE SELL (there's only about 5,000 at the moment, but we sell approx. 50,000 items, alot of which is ordered in specifically by request).

WWW.OUTDOORSMAN.CO.UK
do you have a set of flip up dust covers for a AGS Sapphire Mildot scope 3-9x40
 

Biped

LE
Book Reviewer
#17
Hi guys - yes, yes, yes, yes and yes - and that includes retrospective 10% discounts for those wot have purchased already, on the proviso that you've got a sister, she's about 19 and . . . .

For those of you who are asking whether we have items in, it's best to phone up on 01424 429343 and speak to one of our scantily clad 19 year old cuban ladies as I'm not on here often enough to give quick answers (honest).

Ugly said:
If I'm not on call would you like a hand? We arent starting until Easter at Kelmarsh in cobblers country!
YES PLEASE!!!!! I'm dumping a load of surplus and cheap clobber onto the market because I need to make some room in the stores, and I'm sharing a stand with Top Gun (who are running my end on Saturday 'cos I'm in the shop, but I'll be there myself on the Sunday.

Sorry we missed each other on Sunday mate - had a few dramas.

Ugly said:
Edited to add regarding moderation thats something I struggle with and isnt even in Bipeds dictionary! See the tramp gobbling posts if you dont believe me!
Oh yes I havent forgotten!
Yeah, I HAD forgotten - despite getting a hernia from laughing so hard - must look it up. :D

Would you suck off a tramp for money?
 
#19
so do you stock shower gel :twisted:
 

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