Congratulations Boris

Discussion in 'Current Affairs, News and Analysis' started by feckemall, May 2, 2008.

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  1. Thought I would be the first to congratulate the new London mayor on Arsse.

    Paddy Power have already indicated a payout on Boris bets and all signs are for a victory.

    It will be refreshing to have a comedic and colourful figure in the position where he can inject some of his unique style and wit opposed to the grey dull and boring socialist/communist who couldn't even raise spirits in a distillery lift.

    Well done old bean . . .
  2. First to congratulate 'feckemall' but not first to predict!

    Agreed totally with your description of Boris J and would add hyper-intelligent. I suspect we Londoners are in for some fun AND some ideas that no-one could have thought of. I hope so anyway.
  3. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    Much as I'd like to join you I thnk I'll hold off a while. Bookies have screwed up before and I don't think he is a run away winner enough to be certain.

    PS. BTW You really are going to look a right twat if he doesn't win :D
  4. Wouldn't be the first time fella.

    I am as confident as a politician about to ask for a 23% pay rise for politicians.

    In all honesty if the people of London have gone for (D)red Ken then they deserve more misery and commuter tax than he can throw at them, and I suspect that would be a lot.

    I may look a right tw@ in that event, but not as peed off as Londoners will be over the next couple of years . . .
  5. "Only six people in the (Galaxy) UK knew that the job of the (Galactic President) Mayor of London was not to wield power but to attract attention away from it.

    (Zaphod Beeblebrox) Boris was amazingly good at his job."

    Apologies to Douglas Adams (RIP).

    Boris will be nothing, if not entertaining.
  6. The end of Red Ken?.Oh dear,what a shame.

    Let's hope there's an investegation into the (alleged)corruption under Livingstone.
  7. Pretty much everyone I know, including me, had Bojo as their first choice, so It was bound to happen (ok, maybe not). But Ken has had his time.
  8. My arse will it be the end of him even if he loses his job he'll pop up somewhere else, probably a european job for the commie tosser.
  9. Well done Boris, looks like I didn't waste my vote:D.
  10. I've just read that "Mr Johnson paid generous tribute to his defeated rival for putting London on the map and for helping win the 2012 Olympics..."

    Oh, God. Boris: a. He didn't. b. The Olympics will be a catastrophe for London and the UK. Winning the bid was nothing to be proud of.

    Still, well done and if I'd been a Londoner I'd have voted for Boris.
  11. Boris for PM if I had my way!
  12. Rangers through to the UEFA Cup Final. Labour recieve a humiliating shoeing at the Local Elections. And now Red Ken, the Terrorist's Friend, is out of a job.

    Calsberg don't do weekends. But if they did... :twisted: :clap: :headbang: :party: :boogie:
  13. Wonderfull!

    I feel better about the future of this Island than I have for over 6 years.

    Gawd bless you BoJo, the howls of the filth you vanquished today will sound throughout the night.

    The tide has been turned, the traitors run and soon enough shall perish.
  14. Well, the filthy blue nosed huns going through dissapointed me alot, but Boris made up for it.