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congrats to 1 regt

#1
Can I just be the first to say congratulations to 1 regt aac for making it
into the latest top trumps deck, fighting units of the british army.

I dont know who at the regt convinced someone that they fulfilled the title criteria but
what a good blag.
 
#5
It's amazing that every single AAC unit claims that it receives gash kit in gash condition from all the other units, and that whenever a handover takes place everything they take over is gash...

It seems that every unit thinks it has the highest standards and that it would never hand over kit in such a state, but in reality, the kit is in the same state no matter who hands it to who.
 
#6
No mate, it wasn't handed over gash...it wasn't handed over. The FSM at the time for JHF(I) got some gash 7.62mm to make up the OP AMMO account (865rnds).
 
#7
Sorry, misinterpreted what you meant - I thought you were referring to end of tour handover, rather than a specific example such as that ammo.
 
#13
blobmeister said:
How are 1 Regt a FIGHTING UNIT? clearly not AH!
blobmeister said:
However it was a gash EOT handover. The officer that should have conducted it, left early on leave, handover wasn't done.
I remember a mate telling me about a highly professional unit (I think he said that they fly them AH thingies) sending a bunch of blokes to Germany to take over a couple of the trucks that carry fuel, to take to Poland.

The only problem being that these big time Charlie’s (apparently) weren’t converted to the type of trucks the Germany Regiment had, hadn’t bothered to get C of C (whatever that is) and indeed some of them didn’t even have their driving licences with them (never mind bothering to carry out a European Matrix test).

Now, not that I am one to judge anyone, however, as everyone knows, anyone who signs any ADR paperwork without ensuring full compliance with the law is a fool, it is funny how this “OH” so operational “AH” unit deemed it OK to not bother with the basics.

Our so I was told

Those who live in glass houses
 
#14
Was down at PRB the other day for an AVN study day. A mean curry lunch .I felt sorry for the guys stashed to wear deserts .As if none of us have seen deserts before.
 
#15
Whilst we might not have the mighty black beast, we still manage to support various units on OPs, including the Black Watch, back in 04, at Dogwood, where we did quite well, (common Knowledge) and have had a few other notable results on tours running constantly since 2003, (can't be more specific on here)in a regiment with 2 sqns. My point is not that we are more of a fighting unit than any other, but we are certainly up there. If the top trumps were for counting stuff and tidying up a bit then the blobmeister would surely feature. It really grips my sh*t when we result to slagging each other in this arena. I have been party to many a toss handover from the other regiments, but I wouldn't actually resort to numbers and details on a forum that is read by all and sundry.

that is all.
 
#16
Anybody who doesn't believe we are a fighting unit should come down at about 10 o clock and try to take taffridge's sausage roll away from him.
Hey fatty?
 
#17
Cheeky Cnut!

I'm not having that from someone who thinks the Slim Fast Shake "Goes fcuking great with Chips"

I couldnt help noticing that that 18 stone you have been burdened with has finally made your kneecaps crumble.

The reason that you cant get a Stanner Stairlift installed at home?

They dont take cargo.


Still on the bright side you will lose a few pounds when your Altzheimers kicks in and you forget where the fridge is.


By the way a Mrs Pavarotti phoned to let you know She's got some trousers for you.
 
#18
This coming from a store monkey who has lost 3 stone but still can't see his cock without a floor mounted mirror, and who is in danger of being fired cos he can't reach the shelves to count the rolls of harry black on account of his immense girth. He is indeed an immense fat rancid Taffy, who keeps doughnuts under his manbaps and has had to have special shirts made to accomodate his bingo wings.
 
#19
At least I dont look like the "Get off My Train" bloke off Ghost, well him undergoing Chemotherapy anyway.

At least I'm not so ugly that on seeing a doctor about my crumbling legs he immediately offered a nose job.



Don't even try to deny that that didnt happen.

You know you are a proper ugly git when, whilst visiting a Doctor about your legs, he takes one look at that mishapen pile of flesh you call a face and gets his Rhinoplasty catalogue out.

You are a bit necky taking the piddle out of my looks, as I have had more birds than you have had hot dinners.








And by the look of you, you've had quite a few of those.
 
#20
groovygunner said:
This coming from a store monkey who has lost 3 stone but still can't see his c*** without a floor mounted mirror, and who is in danger of being fired cos he can't reach the shelves to count the rolls of harry black on account of his immense girth. He is indeed an immense fat rancid Taffy, who keeps doughnuts under his manbaps and has had to have special shirts made to accomodate his bingo wings.
Stop..stop you two :crying: LOL......

and Groovy said this site had gone dull.......This is better.
 

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