Confusius Say .......

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  1. If you can't find the book you are looking for,

    You are probably shopping at the
  2. 'Phuc Yu' says Confusion...

    He say.... "Man with diarrhea outside public bog, with bent 20 pence piece, has to shit in pants or rubbish bin..! No lookee to closey closey...!" :oops: :(
  3. Never eat yellow snow

  4. Man with cock in biscuit tin f**king crackers ! :lol:


  5. Man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot a health hazard.
  6. Man who act like cu.nt, get's fu.cked!
  7. Or my favourite;

    "Man who goes to bed with dirty thoughts wakes up with solution in hand"
  8. Make a man a fire, keep him warm for a day . Set a man on fire, keep him warm all his life.
  9. Man Who Shag Woman On Side Of hill Not on Level.
  10. Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
  11. Man who take his laptop to PC world is guaranteed to get his collar felt.....
  12. Confucius him say; man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.