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Yeah, you're going to get raped by Santa.
Ronald McDonald is watching you. Now.

Don't look, or he'll know I've let on.

That's it, keep looking at the screen, ignore the noises that sound like a clown going through your cutlery draw, sharpening the knives.

He only goes for the ones that ask bone questions, you know?
dryroasted said:
My friend keeps saying to me:

He's big, he's red, his feet stick out of bed"
I have no idea what she is talking about.

Can you help me out please?
Your not a tall, fat, sunburned man are you?

Because if you are read between the lines mate! :D

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