Confused...

#2
Yeah, you're going to get raped by Santa.
 
#3
Ronald McDonald is watching you. Now.

Don't look, or he'll know I've let on.

That's it, keep looking at the screen, ignore the noises that sound like a clown going through your cutlery draw, sharpening the knives.

He only goes for the ones that ask bone questions, you know?
 
#4
dryroasted said:
My friend keeps saying to me:

He's big, he's red, his feet stick out of bed"
I have no idea what she is talking about.

Can you help me out please?
Your not a tall, fat, sunburned man are you?

Because if you are read between the lines mate! :D
 

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