Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by dryroasted, Nov 10, 2007.

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  1. My friend keeps saying to me:

    I have no idea what she is talking about.

    Can you help me out please?
  2. Yeah, you're going to get raped by Santa.
  3. Ronald McDonald is watching you. Now.

    Don't look, or he'll know I've let on.

    That's it, keep looking at the screen, ignore the noises that sound like a clown going through your cutlery draw, sharpening the knives.

    He only goes for the ones that ask bone questions, you know?
  4. Your not a tall, fat, sunburned man are you?

    Because if you are read between the lines mate! :D