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Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by footnotes, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Guy phones doctor; " I think I`ve got this swine flu."
    Doc; "Can you describe the symptoms ?"
    Confused guy: " Yeah, Marge has big blue hair and Homer is a baldy bastard ! "