Confused by parcel wrapping accident.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by EX_STAB, Dec 25, 2012.

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  1. Whilst wrapping a parcel I inadvertently made a mobius strip out of double sided tape. This has driven me loopy. Suggestions?
  2. Take yesterday off.
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  3. If you make one out of black nasty you create a time warp and all SA80s turn back into SLRs. I the meantime keep drinking the brasso

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  4. Cut it in half, then you'll have two.
  5. Staples.Less confusing for you.
  6. That's a lame excuse tch you men any excuse to get out of present wrapping
  7. What's a mobius strip?
  8. It's like a Klein Bottle only 3 Dimensional instead of 4.
  9. Start drinking heavily!
  10. I have finished off a bottle of Laphroaig and half a bottle of Glenturret today, I am right on schedule, thank you very much!
  11. Well done!!!!

    You are hereby presented with the arrse medal for devotion to Bacchus, the Purple Nurple. Wear it with pride.
  12. Mom! Stumpy's playin' wid me nipple again!
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  13. Mobius is the name given to a particular syndrome which involves sight and hearing loss, paralysis of the cranial nerves (palsies) and balance problems but judging by the arrser who said that he had drunk a bottle and a half of god's nectar (Aardbeg 12 year old is heavenly) then he has probably induced all of the symptoms stated above.
  14. I still would