In honour of Dolly's diary thread, which has to be one of the funniest things I've read this year.... lets have some diary/confessional moments of our own.... I'll start: A bi lass who was mates with my younger sister came in the pub I was working in at the time and admitted to having a "thing" for me... she was 18, I was 26... I was talking to my female boss about it and I think I said something along the lines of "How do you let someone down gently and get them to realise they're mates with your younger sister, too young for you and it aint going to happen...." Next thing I know, it's after closing, boss couldnt get rid of the rest of the staff, quick enough, jumped me in the bar, we had blistering hot sex all over the place, including on the pool table.... Only problem was in the heat of passion we forgot we'd left the cctv on....bet that impressed the other manager in the morning.... And that was my introduction to rug munching... I havent looked back since!!!