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Confessions for our Journalist friends!

#1
It cannot have gone unnoticed that we've had a rather nice influx of journalists on here lately, both overtly and covertly, digging around for lovely stories.

I thought I'd do our journalist friends a favour and allow them to just visit this one thread for all the secret info, confessions of war crimes and true stories of our brutal & licentious soldiery.

Here's my crime. Once, I claimed £3.90 for a meal even though I actually only had a £1 bag of chips. Oh, and we used to all park on double yellow lines a lot.

I feel better. Any journalists wanting to quote me, my name's K*v H*gh*s.
 
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#2
Fucks sakes Trigger. They had that one from your phone 6 months ago.

Kav Haghis?
 
#3
I once pushed a bunch of dwarves into a burning building and then laughed, LAUGHED I tells you. I then drove over some puppies.

For I to am K*v H*gh*s.
 
#7
I once wrote off an MOD vehicle and put an off duty policeman in hospital as a result of reckless driving on my part.

Got away with it due to RMP incompetence, which I'm very grateful for.

I am not K*v H*gh*s, but I know where he is.

FBG
 
#8
You're not sorry though are you!
Ahem...

"It is inconcievable that I would have been involved in such activities, or would have condoned them in any form..."

As a gesture of remorse for any ficticious events that might have happened, I'm off to shut myself down as a going concern tomorrow before re-launching on Monday as an entirely new person!
 
#9
Thieving kids.

Whippy vehicle antennas.

Nuff said...sorry!
Are you K*v "The Kiddie Whipper" H*g*e*?

My Confession and it s a terrible one to make. I once couldn't be arsed to darn a hole in my Jersey HW so I deliberately shrank it and did an exchange. I'm sorry.

I also shot at a few people but I'm sure they all deserved it.

H*ghie Gre*n.
 
#11
Are you K*v "The Kiddie Whipper" H*g*e*?

My Confession and it s a terrible one to make. I once couldn't be arsed to darn a hole in my Jersey HW so I deliberately shrank it and did an exchange. I'm sorry.

I also shot at a few people but I'm sure they all deserved it.

H*ghie Gre*n.
No, K*v was the investigating officer.

I brought in pressure from the chain of command to make him wind his filthy monkey neck in.
 
#16
I killed Ahmad Shah Massoud as part of a false flag operation while I was serving in the SAS. Wanted to create a martyr for the Northern Alliance so they'd be ready to roll against the Taliban as soon as we conducted the controlled demolition of the World Trade Centre as a pretext for invading Afghanistan.
 
#19
I killed Ahmad Shah Massoud as part of a false flag operation while I was serving in the SAS. Wanted to create a martyr for the Northern Alliance so they'd be ready to roll against the Taliban as soon as we conducted the controlled demolition of the World Trade Centre as a pretext for invading Afghanistan.

Fuck, you were busy
 
#20
I killed Ahmad Shah Massoud as part of a false flag operation while I was serving in the SAS. Wanted to create a martyr for the Northern Alliance so they'd be ready to roll against the Taliban as soon as we conducted the controlled demolition of the World Trade Centre as a pretext for invading Afghanistan.
Fuck me. Those RLC Postmen get about, don't they?
 

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