OK I'll get the ball rolling. Tiffy Ged B_tt_r_o_th in Lippstadt at 49 Fd 1986. You made many in depth enquiries as to who put a half a pound of anchor butter in you respirator during hot weather two days before the NBC phase started. Look no further for it was I, then LCpl Cernunnos. The image of your repeated attempts to mask up, standing in a dense cloud of CS, will go with me to my grave. I particularly enjoyed the way the greasy S6 straps repeatedly shot back over your head with a smart soldier like snap. The rancid butter rammed up your nostrils was also a nice touch! I beg ARRSE readers for arrsolution for this mortal sin!