Forgive me, chaps & female NAAFI types, for I have sinned.
Today, I purchased a pair of shoes.
A pair of those non-laced, suede jobbies that were all the rage a few years ago, but have since been hard to find. I like them; I find them comfortable.
This is a sin enough, for I should have purchased Boots, DMS, 1 pair, and bulled them to a blinding shine. I should have worn them to work with my normal civvy trousers, and should have made my 100% civvy colleagues bask in their glory. But I did not, and the sin goes deeper.
I purchased the best pair of said shoes that I could find, but there was a problem:
I had to, nay, was forced to, purchase shoes produced by a premium Chav brand.
No, not Burberry, for they were once respecatable outfitters. Even worse.
I purchased a pair of Kappa shoes. Very nice shoes, but they do say "kappa" in small, descrete print.
I have decided that, as penance, I should prostrate myself before the communion of ARRSE, in the temple of NAAFI.
To this congregation of 6000, I hereby apologise, and do not seek to excuse my actions. I am at your benevolent mercy:
Today, I purchased a pair of shoes.
A pair of those non-laced, suede jobbies that were all the rage a few years ago, but have since been hard to find. I like them; I find them comfortable.
This is a sin enough, for I should have purchased Boots, DMS, 1 pair, and bulled them to a blinding shine. I should have worn them to work with my normal civvy trousers, and should have made my 100% civvy colleagues bask in their glory. But I did not, and the sin goes deeper.
I purchased the best pair of said shoes that I could find, but there was a problem:
I had to, nay, was forced to, purchase shoes produced by a premium Chav brand.
No, not Burberry, for they were once respecatable outfitters. Even worse.
I purchased a pair of Kappa shoes. Very nice shoes, but they do say "kappa" in small, descrete print.
I have decided that, as penance, I should prostrate myself before the communion of ARRSE, in the temple of NAAFI.
To this congregation of 6000, I hereby apologise, and do not seek to excuse my actions. I am at your benevolent mercy:
