Condoms

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by vinniethemanxcat, Dec 19, 2010.

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  1. Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms?





    They hang around after the man leaves and talk to the woman, and hold her hand.
     
  2. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?


    Nothing, she's been told twice already.