Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by The_Remover, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tagline............

    Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better

    Tesco Condoms - every little helps

    Nike Condoms - Just do it.

    Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.

    Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.

    KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good.

    Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

    Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.

    Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.

    Halifax Condoms - Always Giving You Extra

    Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.

    Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going.

    Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop

    Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper

    Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide"

    Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.

    Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.

    Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long

    Renault condoms - size really does matter!

    Flash condoms - just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work

    Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!!

    Heineken condoms - reaches parts that others just cannot reach

    Carlsberg condoms - probably the best in the world

    Mars condoms - pleasure you can't measure

    AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service

    Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal

    Polo condoms - the one with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!)

    L'oreal condoms - because your worth it!

    Mr muscle condoms - love the jobs you hate!
  2. haha very good
  3. lol.....i like it alot!