Imagine if all major retailers started making their own condoms and kept the same tagline............ Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better Tesco Condoms - every little helps Nike Condoms - Just do it. Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life. Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk. KFC Condoms - Finger Licking good. Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Safeway condoms - Lightening the load. Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough. Halifax Condoms - Always Giving You Extra Coca Cola condoms - The real thing. Ever Ready condoms - keep going and going. Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper Goodyear condoms - "for a longer ride go wide" Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain. Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you. Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long Renault condoms - size really does matter! Flash condoms - just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim!!! Heineken condoms - reaches parts that others just cannot reach Carlsberg condoms - probably the best in the world Mars condoms - pleasure you can't measure AA Condoms - for the 4th emergency service Pepperami condoms - its a bit of an animal Polo condoms - the one with the hole!!! (VERY poor seller!!!) L'oreal condoms - because your worth it! Mr muscle condoms - love the jobs you hate!