Condoms

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by General_Layabout, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Lad in the barbers with his dad says “dad why do condoms come in different size packets?”
    Dad says “well son this 3 pack is for when you’re at college, 2 for Friday night 1 for Saturday morning”
    “This 6 pack is for when you’re at university, 2 for Friday 2 for Saturday & 2 for Sunday”
    “And the 12 pack is for when you’re married, 1 for January, 1 for February, 1 for March ……………