Discussion in 'Health and Fitness' started by 29072010, May 29, 2009.

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  1. I have just taken a delivery of 400 Tins of Condoms as part of the new MOD "Hands on survival. Use a Condom" Campaign, they come in a really gucci looking desert DMP tin and are of a better quality than the standard issue NHS one we normally get.

    Hopefully the Army are getting these as well as the RAF, enjoy using them if you get hold of some!

  2. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    How did the unit trials go before the general issue :wink:
  3. Dolly, what sizes do they 'come in' (fnar, fnar) ... can we pop round for a personal fitting? :D
  4. I prefer to go bareback thank you very much.
  5. Well I have been sent 400 hundred tins each tin has four in it, there are only 90 service people on my unit!

    Looks like I am gonna be busy................

    PrinceAlbert- your user name would suggest that you arent able to successfully use a condom, but the tin might come in handy I suppose.
  6. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    Did you check in the bottom of the tins for the Viagra tablets?
  7. Dolly - got to ask;

    Why were you on the address list?
  8. I've used condoms before with no bother, thankfully :)
  9. HA HA!!! purely and simply because I am an RAF Medic of course ;-)
  10. You mean you're not pregnant - or it slipped in easily enough?
  11. Of course!!! :)
  12. I have Wilbert the willy posters in my waiting room, the poster depicting FrankenWilbert (with a bolt through his head) says otherwise.
  13. I meant I had no bother with them ripping on the ring. Although my ex preferred me to take it out so it didn't chip her teeth ;)
  14. This must be quite a few 'blobs' on your character!