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Condoms for lady soldiers

Its been reported on BBC Radio One News that over a hundred women soldiers are returning from 'Stan pregnant and are being advised to carry condoms.

When I was in, there used to be a large box of condoms on the gangway, always used to take some in case I got lucky, or if I didn't to wear on my head.

Are they not available in Sandy Places like this or do you have a "No Touching Rule", which they started having on ships and therefore there is no requirement for contraception.

Does the Angel Gabriel come down on unsuspecting Lady Soldiers whilst they sleep?

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