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Condom Etiquette... HELP!

#1
Teenager’s girlfriends mum found used condom on their bedroom floor and freaked out!

(I'm just glad they're not shagging bag less, am much to young to be Grandma!)

So here's the question, what advice should I give my 16-year-old and his bit?

I’m sure there are a few Bag Disposal Experts on here!

BBC
 
#3
dont be a fool and protect your tool springs to mind :lol:
seriously though, i don't know. is it good someone took responsibility, i think it is. got all this to come with my twins, so whilst i mat be laughing now, nodoubt i wont be in a few years time. :cry:
let me know the answer though pls
 
#4
It might sound a little strange, but if the girlfriends mother is going to go mental every time her 'little princess' is sexually active, and you are not too concerned. Let them shag at your place, at least then you will know where they are.
 
#8
blessed baby cakes said:
Teenager’s girlfriends mum found used condom on their bedroom floor and freaked out!

(I'm just glad they're not shagging bag less, am much to young to be Grandma!)

So here's the question, what advice should I give my 16-year-old and his bit?

I’m sure there are a few Bag Disposal Experts on here!

BBC
Tell him that it's not his fault if she gets pregnant. Its up to her to provide the Johnnies. Also, tell him to smack her up a bit when she gets pregnant as it's all her fault, the stupid cow.

Damn, that was good! 8)
 
#9
i found the best way to flush em, was to fill them with water immeadiatly before flushing.
either that or keep em and lob em out of the window :oops:
 
#10
blessed baby cakes said:
Teenager’s girlfriends mum found used condom on their bedroom floor and freaked out!

(I'm just glad they're not shagging bag less, am much to young to be Grandma!)

So here's the question, what advice should I give my 16-year-old and his bit?

I’m sure there are a few Bag Disposal Experts on here!

BBC
Tell the daughter to drink the contents of the johnnie or better still, cut out the middle man and swallow her boyfriends load straight from the tap so to speak. As for STD's, it's all part of growing up. If he has got an STD he could always join up, get posted on Ex Grand Prix and give the whores in the Riverside a dose - See how they like it the b*stards!!
 
#12
wrap it in bog roll, then have a piss on it, then it will flush, oh and you need to get the air out too, I normally tie a knot in it as well!! :lol:

Other advice, well, let them shag more at your place then her parents wont find anymore used ones as door stops!!!!
 
#13
Some colleagues of mine went on a weeks holiday to Magaluf, and it was established that every bloke that trapped had to leave the "evidence" pinned up on the balcony.

As there were 6 of them, and it was August, and they were there two weeks, they apparently amassed a truly vile collection of used flobbers that twisted sluggishly in the hot mediterranean breeze, some of which were reputed to have had a reddish tinge to them......... 8O
 
#15
They're banned from sh*gging in my place as he sleeps on the top bunk above his 3 year-old brother (save it, I know :roll: ) who I fear may be seasick if they start rocking the boat in there. (I always note my bed is changed and the room spotless if I go away for the weekend.....)

And besides, if I have to listen to my off spring making the bed squeak, I’d be a bit sea sick myself... think catching your parents sh*gging... same same

He LIVES with his girlfriend during the week I only get them at weekends, they have their own room there and are very happy bunnies!

I told him to get one of those Velcro basketball hoops and a packet of nappy sacks.

They can bag it up and see if they can get a hole in one, (but dear god I’m 37, just NEVER let there be an actual hole in one!)

BBC
 
#16
Tie a knot in it, wrap it in bog roll and find the nearest bin. Alternatively he could tie a knot in them, write her name and date on them and nail them to his bedroom wall as a nostalgic reminder of shags past :D
 
#17
Ok, seriously now. What he he does is discreetly place the offending item(s) in one of her socks, and when the coast is clear, shuffle down to the bathroom, wrap it in bog-roll and flush.

Really would be good idea not to forget to remove them before she attempts to pull on her socks. Such things can place an enormous strain on young love :D .
 
#18
Just called the teenage Romeo to pass on all suggestions thus far,
My son would like to thank you, but in his words......

'What the f*ck do old men know about sh*gging?'

Ah parenthood, it's a joy! :roll:

BBC
 
#19
blessed baby cakes said:
Just called the teenage Romeo to pass on all suggestions thus far,
My son would like to thank you, but in his words......

'What the f*ck do old men know about sh*gging?'

Ah parenthood, it's a joy! :roll:

BBC
Give me 'thier' address, and I'll go round and show him, on her!!!!
 
#20
Carlos_Hathcock_II said:
blessed baby cakes said:
Just called the teenage Romeo to pass on all suggestions thus far,
My son would like to thank you, but in his words......

'What the f*ck do old men know about sh*gging?'

Ah parenthood, it's a joy! :roll:

BBC
Give me 'thier' address, and I'll go round and show him, on her!!!!
Nice, but, errr, I'll pass....... 8O
 

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