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Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by rebel_with_a_cause, Jun 22, 2008.

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  1. Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better

    Tesco Condoms - Every little helps

    Nike Condoms - Just do it

    Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life

    Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk

    KFC Condoms - Finger licking good

    Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands

    Safeway condoms - Lightening the load

    Abbey National condoms - Because life is complicated enough

    Halifax Condoms - Always giving you extra

    Coca Cola condoms - The real thing

    Ever Ready condoms - Keep going and going and going

    Pringles condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop

    Burger King condoms - home of the whopper

    Goodyear condoms - 'for a longer ride go wide'

    Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain

    Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you

    Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very, very long

    Renault condoms - size really does matter!

    Flash condoms - Just sit back, relax and let Flash do all the hard work

    Domestos condoms - Gets right under the rim!!!

    Heineken condoms - Reaches parts that others just cannot reach

    Carlsberg condoms - Probably the best in the world

    Mars condoms - Pleasure you can't measure

    AA Condoms - For the 4th emergency service

    Pepperami condoms - It's a bit of an animal

    Polo condoms - The one with the hole..........

    L'Oreal condoms - Because you’re worth it!

    Mr Muscle condoms - Loves the jobs you hate

    Access condoms – Don’t leave home without it

    Avis condoms – we try harder

    Burger King condoms – have it your way

    Courage Ale condoms – it’s what your right arm’s for

    Federal Express condoms - When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight.

    Heineken condoms - Refreshes the parts others cannot reach.

    Jaguar condoms - Grace... space... pace.

    Lay’s crisps condoms - Betcha can't eat just one.

    Maxwell House condoms - Good to the last drop.

    Microsoft condoms - Where do you want to go today?

    Radio Times condoms - If it's on, it's in.

    Qualcast condoms - It's a lot less bovver than a hover.

    Smarties condoms - WotalotIgot!

    Timex condoms – It takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

    Volkswagen condoms - Think Small (not a good seller)
  2. Arrse condoms?
  3. Current Affairs Condom - when you need it straight away.

    Intelligence Cell = For the sophisticated shag.

    Officers = Tiny.

    QM's = Sign here. Return clean and pressed thank you.

    NCO's = 1 x large + 2 x backup.

    Naafi bar = When you just don't give a fukk who gets it.

    RAC = Long, thin and comes with tracks.

    RLC = Thick as fukk................the condom I mean. 8)
  4. Arrse condoms - SAS PARA MARINE ARMY IRAQ ISSUEEEE!!!!1!!!11!11

    or some other eBay selling title..