Concealed weapon

#2
"pleaded guilty to two charges of obtaining sexual intimacy from two girls by fraud"

This is a crime? Christ, there aren't enough jails in the world...
 
#3
I had a teacher who claimed this happened to a friend of her's. Quite a naive and unexperienced girl. Went on for a while. Seems the 'dyke' would make love only in the dark, in a very controlling way so she had little opportunity to find out her sex, and use a strap on or dildo. I said was nonsense but she was fairly sure it was at least partly true. Her friend claims she was totally messed up when she found out, she really didn't know. Could all be a tale though.
 
#4
It says:

"The story emerged following a hearing at the High Court in Edinburgh at which Wilson, of Aberdeen, pleaded guilty to two charges of obtaining sexual intimacy from two girls by fraud."

Gentlemen we must avoid Edinburgh, for you may find yourselves in deep trouble with your tales of deering do just to get your hands in her undergarments.
 
#5
Cock and Bull story,nothing to see here,move along.
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#11
surely though even as a girl finding the person your kissing also has a clopper can't be as distressing as a bloke finding his date has a cock. even if he did wear a dress, shave his legs/chest, smell nice etc...

unless of course you paid money in which case you probably deserve it.
 
#13
surely though even as a girl finding the person your kissing also has a clopper can't be as distressing as a bloke finding his date has a cock. even if he did wear a dress, shave his legs/chest, smell nice etc...

unless of course you paid money in which case you probably deserve it.
imagine the mental trauma if the boy, was a woman who had previously been a man.
 

Drivers_lag

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#14
It says:

"The story emerged following a hearing at the High Court in Edinburgh at which Wilson, of Aberdeen, pleaded guilty to two charges of obtaining sexual intimacy from two girls by fraud."

Gentlemen we must avoid Edinburgh, for you may find yourselves in deep trouble with your tales of deering do just to get your hands in her undergarments.
I think you'll find the problems arose because the young lady in question DIDN'T get her hands into the undergarments of the offender.
 

Grumblegrunt

LE
Book Reviewer
#16
imagine the mental trauma if the boy, was a woman who had previously been a man.
a coronation street plot in the making - sluggy will know but roy and hayley springs to mind.
 
#18
How the fuck can you be in a situation where your close friend, boyfriend, and ex-boyfriend are all the same person, and not realise?
I wouldn't know as I've not been in that situation.

Or if I have been, I didn't realise.
 
#19
A concealed weapon of a different sort but in the same area . . .
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[TD="class: mid"][h=1]Okla. woman found with gun in vagina, meth in buttocks[/h][h=2]Police found a loaded handgun coming from the woman's vagina and a bag of meth in her buttocks during a cavity search[/h][/TD]
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[TD="class: mid"]By George Brown
CBS - 3 WREG
ADA, Okla. — An unusual and graphic case in Pontotoc County, OK led police to a bizarre find inside a female suspect.
It began at Dairy Lou Drive Inn in Ada.

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[TD="bgcolor: #E5E5E5, align: left"][h=2]Expert Analysis[/h]Gun hidden in vagina is an important search reminder
By Doug Wyllie

Evidently, Christie Dawn Harris had something to hide. Her chosen hiding place — her vagina — for a loaded, five-shot, .22 caliber revolver highlights some important lessons for us.

Let’s get all the jokes out of the way (“Good thing it wasn’t a Desert Eagle!” or “Don’t forget the plus-one rule!”) and move on to the serious issue this item calls to mind.

Searching suspects — both male and female — must be thorough, every time, all the time. Period — er, uh, end of story.
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The business sign states the place is known as “Home of the Hercules” but early Monday morning police in Ada made an unusual find in the parking lot, two women kicked back in a car.

One had a warrant our for her arrest; a drug dog let officers know the other woman needed to be searched.

Police took Jennifer Delancy and Christie Dawn Harris into custody.

“On the way there, one of them tells the officer she has another hypodermic needle in her shoe and they remove that,” Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross said. “The other one said she had to go to the bathroom. She repeats it.”

Officers soon found out why she had to go so badly.

During book-in, a female officer noticed “something strange” during the search.

“The officer observed the handle of a revolver sticking out from inside her body,” Ross said.

Court records state it was a “wooden and metal item sticking out from her (Harris’) vagina area.”

“It was a five shot,” Ross said. “It was loaded and as she turned around, she noticed more plastic baggies, larger plastic baggies wedged in the crack of her buttocks.”

Those baggies contained meth and were removed along with the gun.
“It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded firearm,” Ross said. “If it goes off it’s only going one place.”

Both women have long criminal records already and this time around will be charged with possession of drugs.
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#20
A concealed weapon of a different sort but in the same area . . .
[TABLE]
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[TD="class: mid"]Okla. woman found with gun in vagina, meth in buttocks

Police found a loaded handgun coming from the woman's vagina and a bag of meth in her buttocks during a cavity search
[/TD]
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[TR]
[TD="class: mid"]By George Brown
CBS - 3 WREG
ADA, Okla. — An unusual and graphic case in Pontotoc County, OK led police to a bizarre find inside a female suspect.
It began at Dairy Lou Drive Inn in Ada.

[TABLE="width: 305"]
[TR]
[TD="bgcolor: #E5E5E5, align: left"]Expert Analysis

Gun hidden in vagina is an important search reminder
By Doug Wyllie

Evidently, Christie Dawn Harris had something to hide. Her chosen hiding place — her vagina — for a loaded, five-shot, .22 caliber revolver highlights some important lessons for us.

Let’s get all the jokes out of the way (“Good thing it wasn’t a Desert Eagle!” or “Don’t forget the plus-one rule!”) and move on to the serious issue this item calls to mind.

Searching suspects — both male and female — must be thorough, every time, all the time. Period — er, uh, end of story.[/TD]
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[/TABLE]

The business sign states the place is known as “Home of the Hercules” but early Monday morning police in Ada made an unusual find in the parking lot, two women kicked back in a car.

One had a warrant our for her arrest; a drug dog let officers know the other woman needed to be searched.

Police took Jennifer Delancy and Christie Dawn Harris into custody.

“On the way there, one of them tells the officer she has another hypodermic needle in her shoe and they remove that,” Pontotoc County District Attorney Chris Ross said. “The other one said she had to go to the bathroom. She repeats it.”

Officers soon found out why she had to go so badly.

During book-in, a female officer noticed “something strange” during the search.

“The officer observed the handle of a revolver sticking out from inside her body,” Ross said.

Court records state it was a “wooden and metal item sticking out from her (Harris’) vagina area.”

“It was a five shot,” Ross said. “It was loaded and as she turned around, she noticed more plastic baggies, larger plastic baggies wedged in the crack of her buttocks.”

Those baggies contained meth and were removed along with the gun.
“It would seem to be a very dangerous place to carry a loaded firearm,” Ross said. “If it goes off it’s only going one place.”

Both women have long criminal records already and this time around will be charged with possession of drugs.[/TD]
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I saw the photo's, it was a little .22 revolver.

Some of the old dogs they get on the Jeremy Kyle show could get a .50 Desert Eagle up their clunge! :grin:
 

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