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Comrade Corbyn to the fore - whither (or wither) the Labour Party?

One Julius Streicher of some place Bavaria has appeared with a generous off of one year's free subscription to his newspaper 'Der Sturmer' for Jeremy. It appears that some other boxhead was fitted up and hanged at Nuremburg as good old Julius with a very young wife did a bunk in 1945 when he noticed a US Army jeep at the traffic lights just down the road from his gaff. Old Julius thinks Jeremy would look cute in lederhosen.
 
Things seem to be going well for the new leader at the Labour Party virtual Conference after the governing body stage a mass walk out from a Zoom conference.

Was it not Clem Attlee who once said - if you walk out you will have to walk back in at sometime.
 

Cold_Collation

LE
Book Reviewer
Anyway, I'll check back and read more of these once I've eaten my evening microwave meal for one.

I'd cook but as every good socialist knows...

Proper tea is theft.





My tunic and form of nationalised transport? Why thank you.
 

Tyk

LE
I'm rather disappointed that there's no way to edit the email text, those unchangeable forms are easy to ignore and write off as what they are a rather feeble campaign.

It would be far more fun if we could bugger about with the message body.
 
I'm rather disappointed that there's no way to edit the email text, those unchangeable forms are easy to ignore and write off as what they are a rather feeble campaign.

It would be far more fun if we could bugger about with the message body.
Wah?
 

Daz

LE
Have I missed the ability to feck about with the body text? Crap will have another look.
Not a Wah, genuine cockup on my part if it's possible.
Erh, it does work
BS.jpg
 

Mr_Baiter

War Hero
Interestingly the pre-filled template text seems to be editable (some cock up if so), not that I have actually submitted a personalised version of it yet, I need to think of what I really want to say first. If anyone else wants to give it a go then enjoy.
Samuel Spungprufel may have done a major edit before submission. He may have had a lot of fun concocting the revised version with his mates on Teams.
 

Tyk

LE
From our dear friend Pol Pot.

I write in disappointment and anger about your decision to withdraw the whip from Jeremy Corbyn and not simply take him to a field and apply the sovereign remedy for dissenters, it's a well tried and tested method.

A disciplinary panel has found that Corbyn has not broken any rule, leaving no legitimate basis for this decision, not that legitimacy is required in the Marxist doctrine. This move comes across as far too weak willed and gutless, a suitable "disappearance" would help to establish our credentials as the natural party of dictatorship. Labour should be united in arranging the repression of the electorate so they exercise their democratic duties to elect the only party. I therefore demand that the whip be applied to Corbyn repeatedly followed by the appropriate length of piano wire.

The NEC results show that there is a socialist majority amongst the membership committed to transforming the UK in the interests of the many but not the jew. Yet we are now seeing a factional crackdown on the left and on loyal Labour members, crackdowns must always be executed in the time honoured manner as frequent purges of dissenters encourages the survivors to think "correctly".

Divided parties do not win elections, not that democracy is of use once we have taken power and applied the right mindset.

So I am calling on you to reverse the decision to remove the whip from Jeremy Corbyn and have the guts to simply execute him, and to immediately put a stop to free discussion among Labour Party members. If these things do not not happen, the Labour Party risks losing the opportunity to properly grasp the future of the UK and turn it into the kind of marxist paradise pioneered by my friends Stalin and Mao, a few tens of millions dead is a small price to pay for nirvana.

I look forward to your reply.
 

wheel

LE
Things seem to be going well for the new leader at the Labour Party virtual Conference after the governing body stage a mass walk out from a Zoom conference.

I do not know how many members there are on the National Executive Committee. But 13 walked out. Can this be classed as a Mass walk out or is it a media exaggeration ?.
 
I do not know how many members there are on the National Executive Committee. But 13 walked out. Can this be classed as a Mass walk out or is it a media exaggeration ?.
It was certainly a mass debate shortly beforehand.
 

Johned

Old-Salt
Without naming names, there are one or two genuinely evil people associated with the present day Labour Party. If they had their way, they would see this country reduced to the level of the former East Germany, their Socialist ideal! At the hustings, during election times, the voters are too ignorant to see through these obnoxious traitorous people for what they really are. Speaking from my level of society, I should be a natural Labour voter but never while that kind of ilk have any presence in the party.
 
I do not know how many members there are on the National Executive Committee. But 13 walked out. Can this be classed as a Mass walk out or is it a media exaggeration ?.

It was online, so technically a mass triggering or a mass meltdown

But on this epic scale it can only be called a B squared
 

Daz

LE
I do not know how many members there are on the National Executive Committee. But 13 walked out. Can this be classed as a Mass walk out or is it a media exaggeration ?.
"NEC members described chaos as the bloc walked out, which allowed Margaret Beckett to be elected NEC by a unanimous 24 votes."

That would give you a total of 37 idiots committee members, so just over a third hoofed it during the meeting
 

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