Joe_Private
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That's one of the weirdest chat-up lines I've ever heard of. Did you end up back at his?A funny thing happened down the pub one night
I was chatting to Britt Eklands stunt bottom, when someone handed me this heath robinson like contraption
It turns out some of them have remotes that electrocute their todger and set their vibrating butt plug off, with a nice friendly dial to turn up the 'intensity' as well
That was back when nights out to the pub could take a strange turn of events...unlike these Covid times we live in