Computer Advice

Discussion in 'Hardware - PCs, Consoles, Gadgets' started by Proximo, Nov 6, 2006.

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  1. ARRSE is home to more than a few nerds, technogeeks and people who think that Genesis should actually read like this:

    If you're in a jam and need help, just go here and pose a question.

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  2. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    Apart from the bit about God having a boss, and with a little cycling of the data (Gematria), it does doesn't it?
     
  3. That depends on whether you agree with the concept of gematria. I'm not shure that using an approximate values of Pi would have got the universe off to the best possible start!

    Big Fizzle, anyone? :D
     
  4. What do you get if you cross your misses with a Mac? A bird that wont go down on you 8)
     
  5. I try never to cross my missus :wink:
     
  6. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    Pi (I'm guessing you've seen the movie?) or Phi? :wink:
     
  7. msr

    msr LE

  8. Actualy, the bit was made from bytes(alca_alcha_alko_Feck it. To much beer) Stopps me from remembering how many bytes there are in a bit.
     
  9. Don't buy an Apple - I did in February and I have had nothing but trouble - had the original exchanged and the replacement has been back and forwards to the workshop - and it's still knackered. Absolutely shiite bit of kit and expensive to boot.

    I am really unhappy with it :x :x :x :x
     
  10. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    8 bits in a byte...and I just did.
     


  11. What? Byte or was you bitten?
     
  12. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    I bit 'bout bytes and bits, I wasn't bitten but basically bleeted on 'bout basic binary bullshit. 8O
     
  13. As its getting towards christmas, (soz Nehustan!) I thugh I would share this. Makes me laugh every time!!!

    better !pout !cry
    better watchout
    lpr why
    santa claus < north pole >town

    cat /etc/passwd >list
    ncheck list
    ncheck list
    cat list | grep naughty >nogiftlist
    cat list | grep nice >giftlist
    santa claus < north pole >town

    who | grep sleeping
    who | grep awake
    who | egrep 'bad|good'
    for (goodness sake) {
    be good
    }

    Funny!

    Ski! - nerd pride!
     
  14. Very good Ski - try this - and it does rhyme:

    <> !*''#
    ^"`$$-
    !*=@$_
    %*<> ~#4
    &[]../
    |{,,SYSTEM HALTED
     
  15. Hit it with a Tool, 14lb, Fine Adjusting. Then at least you'll have an apple crumble! :D