Complaining Wife

Discussion in 'The ARRSE Hole' started by Sam_Fisher, Feb 8, 2003.

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  1. Can anyone help me as my wife cannot understand the importance of arrse. Has anyone got any ideas how I can convince her of its merits.
     
  2. Simple

    Start an Arrse Wives thread, so they can bitch and moan to their hearts content :)

    Once they've got into that mindset, then you'll be fighting them to get onto the box

    Mind you, I think we'd have to police our posts before we let them do that ....

    My missus is also keen to find out what the attraction of Arrse is, and I can't keep giving her a duff web address forever :(
     
  3. Tell her to F#ck off back in the kitchen ;D ;D
     
  4. What I want to know is.........

    what the f**k was she doing out of the kitchen?
     
  5. Complaining wife?...........stop showing off will you.........I've got one of them as well :D
     
  6. Put lumps on her! And when she is unconcious you can indulge in some vile european bottom fisting.
    I know what you pads are like.
     
  7. Tell her it is why you pay money out to an ISP, to use the internet, increase your knowledge, to improve your life.. and oh yeah, it's more entertaining than having to talk to her.
     
  8. ....or watching the 'mong-box'. ;)
     
  9. I AM FEMALE AND I CANT GET ENOUGH ARRSE ACTION[​IMG]
     
  10. In which case, my office ten O clock ;D

    I promise you a whole bunch of arse action ;D
     
  11. mine at 10:10 then!!
     
  12. WELL  THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH ARRSE ACTION A GIRL CAN TAKE IN ONE DAY EVEN WITH VASOLINE
     
  13. I guess you've not seen a Theresa Orlowski film then?

    See the NAAFI in the porn section for more info ;D
     
  14. i saw a few films but the but they are not ......that special
     
  15. Why do women have orgasms?

    So they can moan during sex as well