Competition - News Headline


Living in Denmark I see ARRSE has made BBC World News... something about the British Library recording all important web docs for Posterior-erity. So everyone will be able to see my bit of ARRSE forever. Hurrah!

But the headline was boring... so lets have a better one.

Rules: No real rules, headline can be about anything... But... Must include the word ARRSE as a verb noun or adjective... no plurals, definitives or semi-prepositions (don't actually know what these are as I spent my schooldays looking for saftey catches)

Good luck.

(My sad headline is - Ex ARRSE addict and sponsor writes first post in 5 years. True sadly. Hope it is all still as much fun as it was.)
British Library picks ARRSE.
"Annual Readers Relativity Search Engine" is important says British Library.

But the foul emperor ensures the wrong URL is entered and Arrse gets added to the worlds store of "important and relveant" knowledge for all time.
British Library has ARRSE handed to them (though not on a plate)
British Library my arrse.
Pretty librarian thumbs up for Arrse.
British Librarian runs like a girl and falls over her saggy tits and falls on her ARRSE.

(Sniggering at people looking like a librarian running)
ARRSE..............Sex Change Archbishop in Di Palace Corgi Mercy dash.............

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