Competition - Least offensive word filtered out

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  1. I wonder whats the least offensive word that is filtered out by the swearing screening program. I post on a motorbike forum and crackers was filtered !
     
  2. Cocked as in "half cocked" was filtered on another forum :roll:
     
  3. I posted on another Military site the word "Coming" in a sentance and it ended up as "Co****"
     
  4. flange
    paps
    monkey
    spank
    crevice
    security
    moist
    mong

    guess they all work then.......
     
  5. HUMPhreys - a workmates surname is filtered - on the ahem, company system. When he challenged the IS geek he was told to change his name FFS! - dontcha just love it??!
     
  6. Scunthorpe?
     
  7. s cunt horpe
    wanker (wnaker)
    arse (arrse)
    tit (t*t)
    prick (pr*ck)
    knob (kn0b)
    fuck (fcuk)
    cunt (Cnut)
     
  8. wankel rotary engine ?
     
  9. my work pc wont allow any AA route finders that include the word Sussex, which is akward as thats where the company is
     
  10. daz

    daz LE

    Cumbria in that chat room last night, FFS
     
  11. **p
    *p*
    ***
    *tt
    *y*
    n**
    m*y
    **t
    *e*
    *ww

    hmmmmmm......
     
  12. Does breastfondlinglargenippleswithlipstickon work i wonder?
     
  13. I guess it does!
     
  14. Spanishsoapytitwank
     
  15. fanfuckingtastic got through...