Who can think of the most purile and stupid recruiting question? We have all read recruiting queries on this site along the lines of: -"I want to join the paras but: a) I have just got out of jail for unlawful posession of unregistered firearms b) my mum/girlfriend/wife won't let me c) I am a pacifist d) I is well 'ard but have anger management issues and problems with authority figures shouting at me e) I have one leg and poor self esteem f) I have asparagus syndrome (for my tea?) g) I have a pathological fear of heights h) I have a BMI of 50 i) I am 12 years old or turn 70 next week j) green clothes don't match my eyes k) I have a tattoo of a swastika on my forehead and like to torture small animals l) I have flat feet, asthma, chronic myopia etc m) I am currently living in outer mongolia n) I am youth secretary of the BNP/EDL/Communist Party/AQ/PIRA/RIRA/Monster Raving Loony Party o) I don't own a shed p) I like my civy job as a brain surgeon/rock star/beer taster/airline pilot/rocket scientist/EPL striker/director of merchant bank/MI6 Officer but don't find it a challenge. q) I don't like my uni course but my mam will tell me off if I jack it in r) my doggy will miss me s) The Army Careers Office is on the other side of a busy road and mummy says that I must not cross it unaided t) I was discharged dishonourably by a GCM for the ABH/Rape/Manslaughter of the RSM (but I have grown up now and improved my attitude) u) I failed the BARB test for the Pioneer Corps v) I have attempted suicide six times as I don't react well to pressure or stress w) I was bullied at school (by the school nurse) x) I was abducted by aliens and the library has run out of colouring in books y) I support Osama Bin Laden z) I am the reincarnation of Osama Bin Laden ; will they take me?"; -"I want to join the Household Cavalry but don't like horses, tanks or scout cars; what should I do?" -"i is a chav wiv no quals wot r my chances of a comishon in da green jakets m8?" - "Should I join the Paras, the Marines, SAS, SBS or the RAF Reg't; should I join the AGC first to get me ready for selection?" -" I think SA80's look gay, can I have an Uzi instead? -" Can I take my gun/tank home with me on leave?' -"Will I be excused boots?"; or the classic -"If I join the RMP/ RP's, will I be a popular bloke? I therefore think that we should have a competition to establish the daftest recruiting question that can be used as a resource for future daft enquiries.In other words, who can anticipate the most stupid question that could possibly be asked?